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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6465170
Aw, I'd choose you.
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Coast2Coast · 1 decade ago on quote 6465170
I'm in love with you.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6465178
Well, I'm Slender Man, so I don't have anybody to celebrate any holiday with. Maybe if they'd let me walk up to them in the forest, I could finally ask someone if they want to grab a peppermint latte with me. But no, they all run away from me. God, it sucks to be me sometimes.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6465178
Slender man, I walked up to you and tried to give you a hug, but your arms kept pushing me away. I wanted some hot-chocolate and a hug, that's all!
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6321883
I was only trying to be polite.
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Breathe_Carolina_true_fan · 1 decade ago on quote 6321883
xD
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1998ismyYear · 1 decade ago on quote 6321883
Yeah I think I got that call.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6321793
...I'm the Slender Man. Oh, you must be one of those new victims who hasn't heard of me yet. Google it, darling, google it.
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GigglesWuffsChew · 1 decade ago on quote 6321793
Okay, well, that's creepy.....
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6321793
Happy birthday. I'll spare you for the day.
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GigglesWuffsChew · 1 decade ago on quote 6321793
Thanks, and lol um what?
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6321793
...I'm the Slender Man. Oh, you must be one of those new victims who hasn't heard of me yet. Google it, darling, google it.
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GigglesWuffsChew · 1 decade ago on quote 6321793
Okay, well, that's creepy.....
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6320056
I get that a lot...
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6321436
Actually, they were hearing me.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
I have no accomplices, but you can be spared if you give me twenty dollars.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
Rob a bank. I don't pay up.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 1681452
Sorry, my fault.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6163582
Can't run.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6291014
You'll be spared just because I'm impressed with this.
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waitfornothing · 1 decade ago on quote 6291014
lmao...thanksss?
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
I'll be seeing you in a few nights.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
SlenderMan, can I be your accomplice?
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
I have no accomplices, but you can be spared if you give me twenty dollars.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
Rob a bank. I don't pay up.
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funkyoctopus121 · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
leave me alone
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
I think Slendy just told you.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6270639
He's afraid of me, as is Marzia.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6194212
That's usually around the time when I'm right behind you.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
I'm right here.
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago on quote 6311776
awesome. HEEEEEEY BOI
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6268485
I had to do something. You were in my forest.
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago on quote 6319428
It's not about the notes. You owe me twenty dollars.
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TurtleRawr · 1 decade ago on quote 6319428
LOL. Youre amazing. :D
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