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Ah, It’s almsot Christmas.

What a wonderful time in the year. Where people get presents, have family get togethers, running down to the Christmas tree in the morning, and snuggle by the fire place with their boyfriends\girlfriends and watch movies about Santa while drinking Hot Chocolate.


Oh wait, I’m Jewish....
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Ah, It’s almsot Christmas. What a wonderful time in the

120 faves · 11 comments · Nov 30, 2012 10:29pm

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lollypopgrl7 · 1 decade ago
yes, jews untie... funny fact: worlds supposed to end in 20 days christmas is in 24 days, so they dont get christmas, BUT hannukah's in 7 days, sooooo jews rule! thats what they get for having it on the same day every year hahaha
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1hockey2lax3crazy · 1 decade ago
i kinda love you right now! I'm that awkward Jewish kid, with no other Jew's to be with. Will you be my Best Witty Friend?<3=D

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booboo4 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH, Day=made<3
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas.
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lilmisslittle · 1 decade ago
I'm Muslim so I feel your pain
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The_Slender_Man · 1 decade ago
Well, I'm Slender Man, so I don't have anybody to celebrate any holiday with. Maybe if they'd let me walk up to them in the forest, I could finally ask someone if they want to grab a peppermint latte with me. But no, they all run away from me. God, it sucks to be me sometimes.
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Delicate* · 1 decade ago
Slender man, I walked up to you and tried to give you a hug, but your arms kept pushing me away. I wanted some hot-chocolate and a hug, that's all!
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Meowcat · 1 decade ago
That's the same for me except I'm a Muslim..
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budcool · 1 decade ago
i'm jewish two! lol its so weird! people make a huge deal over christmas and stuff but when hannica and other holidays for us come no one cares!
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jillianokelman69 · 1 decade ago
becasue we celabrate the birth of jesus when jews dont believe he has come yet hope it helped?
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
LOL! nice one!
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