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TheRealMe5
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September 25, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Asking One Direction how my makeup looks
Harry- ermm...so..basically..its..um..ni-umm..nice..
Zayn: Beautiful.. but not as beautiful as this sexy thing!!*while he looks in the mirror*
Niall: Amazing it's so-- Woaahh.. is your lipstick flavor cupcakes.. i want a cupcake
Liam: Beautiful love, just stunning your the best at makeup ever but i think you have a little mark from the mascara on your cheek.. wait was that wrong to say? Sorry love i .. sorry... forgive... i like it okay? oh gosh that was mean.. oh .. dear.. im going down under.. someone please help i cannot live this way any longer. i am a terrible person..
Louis: Oh b*tch please.. You've got it all wrong. Come with me and ill explain how to do it right... so u first start with appyling the..*fades out*

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TheRealMe5
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September 25, 2012 6:39pm UTC

To the Wittians who
-love nuetella
-are pj loners:]
-constantly on there laptop
-Wishes guys would write about what they like in a girl as much as we talk about guys<3
-love Spongebob
-when they hear the word Him -they get the chills:)
-food cravin-COCO
-hates nails on a chalkboard
-doesnt like school
Your not alone look at the faves below..:]

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September 25, 2012 6:28pm UTC

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September 24, 2012 6:31pm UTC

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TheRealMe5
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September 24, 2012 4:36pm UTC

I am tryingg
not to tell youuu<3
BUT I WANT TOO!
im scared of what you'll say
So i'm hiding what i'm feeling
And i'm tired of, holding this inside my head!
I've been spending all time just thinking bout cha
i dont know what to do!!!
I THINK IM FALLING FOR YOU<3
Deticating this song to mike<3

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TheRealMe5
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September 23, 2012 9:14am UTC

1<3 - I'll talk to him
3<3 - ill smile at him
5<3 - when he looks at me and we talk ill wink
8<3 - I'll talk to him and joke around
10<3 - I'll smile and say i dont get it do you know what it is?
20<3 - Ill tell him how i feel over txt
30<3 - I'll go up to him and say i like you
40 <3 - ill tell him i love him<3

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TheRealMe5
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September 22, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Why are you so
Perfect?
<3

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TheRealMe5
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September 22, 2012 8:45pm UTC

I'm sorry im not perfect.
I'm sorry im not so skinny.
I'm sorry i have achne.
I'm sorry i dont overload myself with makeup.
I'm sorry i dont straighten my hair EVERY morning.
I'm sorry my legs are big.
I'm sorry my eyes aren't pretty.
I'm sorry i dont wear thongs and tight yoga pants.
I'm sorry i dont wear push up bras.
I'm sorry i wasnt born with perfect teeth.
I'm sorry i dont have everything you want.
But i'm mostly sorry
im inlove with you<3

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TheRealMe5
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September 22, 2012 8:19pm UTC

I think i'm falling for you<3

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TheRealMe5
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September 22, 2012 8:16pm UTC

i didn't wanna get attached or like him so much but.. i cant get him off my mind.. and the worst part is.. u dont want to fall for him because you don't want to get your heart broken.. but you cant help it<3

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TheRealMe5
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September 22, 2012 3:03pm UTC

5 likes- i talk to him
10- i'll smile at him
15- ill talk to him and joke around & laugh
20- Ill tell him how i feel
25- ill tell him i love him...
I'm not doing this for faves. im doing this because i really like him and i wanna tell him.. i just need the motivation from my fellow wittians<3

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July 12, 2012 11:34am UTC

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TheRealMe5
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July 11, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Please do this for me...
every fave i'll do 10 sit ups
every comment ill work out for a half an hour
please do this for me. i hate my fat legs and stomach. i need the motavation
also please comment good excersises (<-spelt wrong prob)
Thankyou to all the people that fave and comment

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TheRealMe5
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July 11, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Nobody cares. nobody. i just want someone to talk to during thoughs hard times.
i fight through the pain though
everyone thinks i have a great life
but they dont know me
not even my most close friends know my life
when there gone
and no one cares to listen i bet no ones reading about this. and im talking to myself again
i dont even know if i should enter this right now.
but i will. to see who really cares....

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TheRealMe5
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Google
does someone actually care to listen to me? my life?
Search About 0 result (0.27 seconds)
sorry, try another site. Nobody wants you
bdbekSo

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TheRealMe5
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 11:52pm UTC

Fairy Tale relationship
Him: hey
Me: heyy
Him: What's up
Me: Loving you, were meant to be!
Him:I know i never stopped loving you,...
My Life
Me: Hi
Him: Hey
Me: i have to tell u something...i really like you, a lot. I know u prob dont feel the same way (wanting him to) but, i would be so happy if u did...anyway tell me how u feel
Him: oh awk. no offence..i dnt like u like that
Me: ...what,why?
Him: Well ur ugly,fat and so unpopular.
Me: oh okay.... Bye
There are no fairytale endings in reality...

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TheRealMe5
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June 2, 2012 10:46am UTC

ok so
You have fake
nails, hair, butt, and boobs....
Now tell me why you want a real man.
nmq

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TheRealMe5
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:39am UTC

Here's to all the people reading this right now, it just goes to show that your not sterio type and just look at the quotes with the bold letters and cool colored layouts... your a good person and your beautiful!<3

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TheRealMe5
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:45pm UTC

TACO'S
First thought? Harry Styles? :] thought so.

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TheRealMe5
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 11:06pm UTC

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
**it actually worked for me..
(the funny thing is that it actually kind of works)
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON..T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

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