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TheOnlyMustache

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Member Since: 9 Dec 2011 09:51pm

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Brooke&Emma
willis & pooh♥

About Brooke;
Brooke is a Creature that lives in a house on a lake. She spends her days crawling through the dreaded hallways of "SCHOOL". She laughs at stupid things and is easily amused. She loves Tedaloo, Ichabod and of course Pooh. She speaks several languages including, English, French, Spanish and Gibberish. She has been on this planet, (earth) for approxamately 13 years and is covered in brown fur and has a few blue eyes. She is often annoyed and grouchy but also kind. Beware of the Brooke <3

About Emma;

Hii, as youu can tell, my name's up there.^^ I dont speak third person, but english, french, and spanish are quite familiar to me. Ted, Willis and Corrry are my bestest amigos, but London and Ichabod are up there too. Math is my weakest subject, and due to my extreme stupidity, most of the other ones are too. I am a strange senorita, I want to be a hairdresser or a criminalist. Please, grant me the power to bring revolution to the world, and if you can, play the incredible hulk theme music as I walk away...

Shared account(: Its Pooh & Willis :P hahahahah we are awesome....

TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC

When You Try Your Best, But You Dont Succeed....

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TheOnlyMustache
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January 30, 2012 7:14pm UTC

I Hate It How When Its Windy Outside, Everyone Looks Like A Windswept Model
And I Look Like I Just Got Hit By A Freakin' Hurricane.

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:31pm UTC

When you're period is late:
HOLYSWEETMOTHEROFGOD!!
I must be the virgin mary.
format credit to:ThatsSoMeee

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 7:32pm UTC

format credit to; idance. ♥
say no
to cancer
and yes
to more birthdays.♥
RIP framingmatthew .♥

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 6:01pm UTC

90% of people marry their
7th-12th grade love ♥
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
IF you don’t repost this, your worst week starts now.
I'm sorry for posting thiss! Im really supersticious so yea..
I

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 6:57pm UTC

ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER,
May the 'forest' be with you.

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 10:57pm UTC

Turn around,
bright eyes.

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 8:15pm UTC

I have no witty friends
and no followers.
Forever alone. :(

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 8:04pm UTC

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My most popular quote has 10 favs.
Hell Yeah!!
nmf
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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 8:00pm UTC

I like you. :) Do you like me?
No.
:(
You never asked if I loved you...
Aww, do you love me? :)
No.
nmf/nmq

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 8:36pm UTC

When girls hack:
Hackedd! :DD Its your bestfraand hackingg youu :P I loooooveee youuu so much!!
When guys hack:
I'm gay and I like it up the butt.
not mine, but i thought it was hillarious xD

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 11:30pm UTC

Skydiving;
a safe way to commit suicide.

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 11:03pm UTC

Friends: aww
you're beautifull!!
Parents: You're perfect just the way you are
People at my school:
Eww. wtf is that beast.
nmf

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 10:58pm UTC

Who lives ina pineapple under the sea???
Osama Bin laden?
-________________-

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TheOnlyMustache
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 10:57pm UTC

[♥][♥][♥]
Everything will be okay in the end.
If it's not okay,
It's not the end.
[♥][♥][♥]
nmf

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