Witty Profiles

TheOffice

1. TheOffice
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 1:59pm UTC
   The Office Quotes 5# Micheal- Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car Oscar- Where?Michael- It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.Stanley- What is wrong with you? Why would you phrase it like that?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
2. TheOffice
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 1:45pm UTC
   The Office Quotes 4#Ryan- Did this happen on company property?Michael-It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine Ryan- I don't think- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.Michael- Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
3. TheOffice
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   The Office Quotes 3# Jim- Does that include 'that's what she said'? Michael- Mmhh, yesJim- Wow that is really hard. You think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.Michael- Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
4. TheOffice
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 1:37pm UTC
   The Office Quotes #2
   Jim- Question. What kind of bear is best?
   Dwight- That's a ridculous question.
   Jim- False. Black Bear.
   Dwight- That's debatable. There is basically two schools of thought-
   Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
   Dwight- Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
5. TheOffice
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC
   The Office Quotes 1# Michael- Eso es lo que dice el Oscar- That's what he says? Michael- DAMN IT
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles