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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. myname22 myname22
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:50pm EDT
    We Are Teenage Girls.
    When we go home...
    Our straightened hair goes up into messy buns.
    Our makeup as been faded or smudged so we take it off.
    The fake smile vanishes into what we really feel.
    Our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater.
    Our skinny jeans are traded for sweatpants or pajamas.
    Our Uggs are kicked off to reveal our fuzzy socks.
    When we go home..
    You wouldn't recognize us.

  3. maddenluver123 maddenluver123
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:23pm EDT
    young and reckless<3

  4. brokendreams* brokendreams*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:58pm EDT
    The only form of exercise
    that I actually enjoy is chewing.
    nmf/my quote^x^

  5. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  6. Dawn Dawn
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:48pm EDT
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  7. lynskywalker lynskywalker
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:43pm EDT

    Lady Gaga taught me its okay to be different.
    Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what others think.
    Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for the one I love.
    Eminem taught me that life is hard but I can make it through.
    Taylor Swift taught me that not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.
    Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
    Bob Marley taught me to live my life in peace.
    Music taught me how to live.

  8. id_tap_that id_tap_that
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:52pm EDT
    Okay, i get it.
    we're in a realtionship, but i asked YOU to the fair, with me, not other people. You and I. Just us. But instead i got to watch you run the other way, to all your other friends. There was no, "hey" or "hiii", not hug not a thing. So i decided to suck it up, but it was so hard to hold it back. i mean god, i like you so much, and then i watch you go hang all over some other girls. we might be a year apart. but it shouldnt matter? you like me and i like you. and if your embarassed to be around me, then you need to dump me. and if you dont want your friends knowing im dating you, you need to dump me. now.

  9. please_save_me please_save_me
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:16pm EDT
    "Once I'm eighteen, I'm gone. I'm packing up and leaving. I want endless nights and loud concerts. I want a quiet apartment filled with books and good music. I want nights that are dark and wild, lit by city lights and bonfires. I want someone who talks about life with me, and loves me even with my flaws. Once I'm gone, I'm never going to come back."

  10. dancer98 dancer98
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 5:41pm EDT
    So once a year in my town there is a feild day, to raise money, and you can have people arrested and put in a little jail til they make enough money to get out. I walked by and saw a girl from my grade who made fun of me, my friends and everyone in the jail. She saw me and asked me to help get her out, so i said, "ya, right, um no thanks" and donated to the people on either side of her, revenge is sweet B*tch!

  11. Kaywuzhere Kaywuzhere
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 8:22pm EDT
    Miley Cyrus: Nobody's perfect
    Selena Gomez: Who says you're not perfect
    Kelly Clarkson: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
    Ed Sheeran: What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all
    Taylor Swift: You are the best thing, that's ever been mine
    Beyonce: You turned out to be the, best thing I never had
    Adele: Never mind I'll find, someone like you
    Backstreet Boys: I'll never find someone like you
    Cee Lo Green: Forget you
    Birdy: I'll never forget you

  12. SamiLynn SamiLynn
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:39pm EDT
    We arent dating.. But we went to the fair last night. And we hugged and held hands and almost kissed. God im so in love with him. But he drives me crazy and when he asks me out i cant seem to find a reason to say yes or no...

  13. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:11am EDT
    Say this really quickly…
    Potato, Tomato, Potato, Tomato, Potato, Tomato, Potato, Tomato, Potato, Tomato, Potato, Tomato

  14. Luvvmelikkiluvvu Luvvmelikkiluvvu
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:23pm EDT
    As long as you love me we could be starving,
    we could be broke...

    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:35pm EDT
    Proof That 99.9% of people scroll or click over something when told not to...
    Don't Scroll Over Here!

  16. Kaywuzhere Kaywuzhere
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:46pm EDT
    Everybody says,
    That if Taylor Swift had a Witty her Quotes would be amazing,
    I agree. But imagine if Eminem had a witty.

  17. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:26am EDT
    Yes I'm smiling,
    but you're not the reason anymore.
    jayciecutie01's format

  18. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:27am EDT
    One day, when me and my parents were in LA, my dad was driving, but up ahead, it looked like people were filming a movie or something. So my dad pulled up to a guy and asked him what they were filming, and the guy said it was a commercial. My dad asked what kind of commercial, and the guy quickly responded,
    "A tampon commercial..."
    Let's just say that my dad minds his own business when he sees people filming, now.

  19. talkactivegirly125 talkactivegirly125
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:30am EDT
    For every faves;
    I'll do a confession
    Some more serious than others.

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:30pm EDT
    Fulllllhouse. ;)
    Danny: Joey, Rebecca is pregnant..
    Joey: PREGNANT?
    Kimmy, Dj, Stephanie: PREGNANT
    Stephanie: Wait.... Whose pregnant?
    Joey: Uh......... I am
    Michelle: WAY TO GO JOEY!

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