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TheGirlwiththebrokenfamily

RIP
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 5:53am UTC
6 REASONS
why BACON is better than true love
#1
True love only happens once in a lifetime....
Bacon can happen seven times a day, if you want it to
#2
You can keep bacon in the fridge to keep it good...
true love you cannot put in the fridge
#3
Love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries for all eternity
#4
It will always be there for you
#5
Bacon won't divorce you over a little misunderstanding
#6
Bacon does NOT NAG or COMPAIN

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Cat*
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July 3, 2014 11:13am UTC
She loved mysteries so much she became one

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britany*
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July 3, 2014 8:29pm UTC
when your jam comes on

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AnaCastro196
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July 3, 2014 10:10pm UTC

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