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TheGirlWithTheGlasses

  1. lexaccxoxo lexaccxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    What If
    Air is actually poisonous, but it just takes 80 years to kill us?

  2. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:21am UTC
    THINGS ALL GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS #45:
    If you give a girl a rose, she will be lovesick for at least a week♥
    format credit: ConverseLover
    quote credit:RingoStar
    Q

  3. soccer548 soccer548
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:21am UTC
    you are so full of s*it you make a portapotty look clean

  4. iloveyou731 iloveyou731
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Expectation
    Him: Ive been wanting to tell you this for a long time, i love you and i always have, i want to spend the rest of my life with you..
    Me: I love you too, and i always have..
    Reality
    Him: Hey
    Me: I love you too, and i always have..
    Him: What?
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: What?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. HowToBeBeautiful HowToBeBeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    How to be beautiful #11
    Don't be afraid to show your feelings.
    If you're sad, show it. If you're happy, smile and show it.
    Cry if you need to. There's absolutely nothing wrong with crying.

  7. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Ha!
    I just finished a puzzle in 8 months
    & the box said 2-3 years!
    nmf

  8. maryxoxo maryxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Harry: *sneezes*
    Liam: Are you coming down with something?
    Harry: Yea! i think it was that taco.
    Niall: Oh yea! Some one's snot rag was all over it,
    plus it was in a pile of rubish.
    There's no telling what you'll come down with.
    Louis: more like One Infection!
    *Harry, Liam, Louis, And Niall Laugh*
    *Harry Passes out*

  9. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Guy you like: you're cute ;)
    Guy you don't like: you're different, I like that about you, I like different. Your sweet, funny, adorable, cute, and cool. You're so unlike any girl I've ever met. You're one of a kind I think you're awesome
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  10. imnoons imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Deodorant: \o/
    No deodorant: ~\o/~

  11. deadlyarrow3421 deadlyarrow3421
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    I'm saying that it's a zombie apocalypse, but when a dude bites off another dude's face, and a dude doesnt react to being shot......
    Then maybe we should consider it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. StardollLittleHelper StardollLittleHelper
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Anybody fell for it ? ^-^

  14. babybaby123 babybaby123
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Camouflauge condoms.
    They'll never see you coming......
    Fave if you get it (;

  15. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Nobody cares, unless
    you're pretty or dying.

  16. xXxgummybearxXx xXxgummybearxXx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Zombie: hey i just met you
    Zombie: And this is crazy
    Zombie: But you have a cool face
    Zombie: let me eat it maybe?

  17. jaders2012 jaders2012
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Biggest mistake..not telling him how I really felt..now its to late

  18. breathemeintoyou breathemeintoyou
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    SAVE ME
    Format by twilightgirl995

  19. im_only_me im_only_me
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Life's like an hour glass glued to the table.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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