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  1. xxDanceDancexx xxDanceDancexx
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Bruno Mars;
    during that first kiss, to know her eyes were wide open, yours would have to be open too. Just sayin.

  2. dancerskckbutt7 dancerskckbutt7
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    OMG


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. missylulu97 missylulu97
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    kill them
    With kindness

  5. hryan hryan
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    I wouldn't call it stalking, I would call it intense research on an individual :P

  6. juliawally27 juliawally27
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    I love guys who smell good:)

  7. xredcrayonsx xredcrayonsx
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    I WOULDN'T HAVE TO
    CONTROL MY ANGER IF
    YOU'D CONTROL YOUR
    S T U P I D I T Y

  8. thenewclassic thenewclassic
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    when someone's
    trying to steal
    something;
    so you put it between your legs,
    so that they wont try and take
    it.

    not my format


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. loganXforever loganXforever
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    Poking something to see if its dead or not.

  11. lovemenotxx lovemenotxx
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    Fergie ;
    Dont EVER Sing sweetchild alive AGAIN .
    Wait , dont ever sing LIVE ever again .
    2011 superbowl.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. kattquotes12 kattquotes12
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    *Friends*
    "Wanna come over?"
    "Sure, but let me shower, put makeup on & do my hair first."
    *Best friends*
    "I'm coming over."
    "Okay, but I look like crap."
    "I don't care, so do I."
    credit to facebook.

  14. BExTHExBEST BExTHExBEST
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    I lose approximately 16,871
    bobby pins every week ♥

  15. Lulu1996 Lulu1996
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    If you
    Can't Live without me
    Why aren't you Dead
    yet?
    *not my quote of format

  16. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Those Pictures
    you >>download that looked a lot better...
    on the camera.
    not my format

  17. iCreamiix3 iCreamiix3
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Dude.
    You're in P.E.
    Not the NFL

  18. dancechic10 dancechic10
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    Hot Pink background ; <div style="background-color: #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink background ; <div style="background-color: #ff3333;">
    Orange background ; <div style="background-color: #ff6600;">
    Yellow background ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    Gold background ; <div style="background-color: #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green background ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    Bright Green background ; <div style="background-color:#00ff00;">
    Cyan background ; <div style="background-color: cyan;">
    Sky Blue background ; <div style="background-color: #0099ff;">
    Torqoise background ; <div style="background-color: #006666;">
    Lavender background ; <div style="background-color: #333ccc;">
    Purple background ; <div style="background-color: #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple background ; <div style="background-color: #330066;"> Grey background; <div style="background-color: #999999"> GrayBackround<br />
    lime green background ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue background ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple background ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink background ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black background ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    just needed to savee

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    That annoying strip of hair,
    you miss when you're shaving your legs.
    not my format

  20. metalicskittles metalicskittles
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Hmmm...
    what's different
    today???
    Oh yeah.
    You have "boobs" today.
    -_-

:)

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