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TheDoctor96

1. RealityIsNegotiable
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   Me: I'm cold
   Guys: Shut up, I can't control the weather.
   Pretty Girl: I'm cold
   Guys: Here take my jacket, you beautiful little thing. Let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite. Oh dear Lord, let this child be warm!
   
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2. kaaylah
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   March 11, 2012 12:59pm UTC
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3. SydZeSquid
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   March 11, 2012 1:00pm UTC
   How my Tv volume should work
   ///////////////
   How my Tv volume actually works
   //////////////////
   
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4. laikkomessi
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   The awkward moment
   when you spell a common
   word correctly,but it just
   look so wrong so you stare
   at it forever,questioning it's
   existence
   
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5. RiverSong98
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   March 10, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   i am my own worst enemy
   
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6. RiverSong98
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2012 11:28am UTC
   hello this is your mind
   giving you someone to talk to.
   
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7. grownsimba
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 6:20pm UTC
   A man was praying and asked, "God, how long is a million years to you?"
   God replied, "Oh, about a second."
   Then the man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
   God replied, "About a penny."
   So the man then asked, "Well God, may I have a penny?"
   And God said, "Sure, just a second."
   
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8. fluffybuncheer
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   February 10, 2012 9:13pm UTC
   Mhm, I like to read these things called books(:
   
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9. fluffybuncheer
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   •A dozen roses: $12
   •A box of chocolates: $10
   •A happy valentines day card: $2
   •Sill having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
   
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10. fluffybuncheer
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    One day this worlds gunna end ,
    so lets all just be friends. It doesn matter if youre 12 or 23456789 I bet everybody here loves cookies! Lets bake some! (:
    
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11. fluffybuncheer
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    No, its not my fault for
    thinking you might care.
    
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12. TheDoctor96
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:17am UTC
    So when I like you, you don't like me.
    But when I get over you and move on you like me? Really? >.<
    
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13. xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    She is lying in her room
    Staring at her phone
    Thinking Why won't he text me?
    Does he care about me at all?
    He is lying in his room
    Staring at his phone
    Thinking Why doesn't she text me?
    Does she care about me at all?
    
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14. xxokiraxxo
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    December 27, 2011 7:15pm UTC
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15. RiverSong98
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    0 faves = I'm ugly.
    3 faves = I'm okay.
    7 faves = I'm cute.
    15 faves = I'm pretty.
    25 faves = I'm beautiful.
    30 faves = I'm breathtaking.
    Repost this if your not afraid :)
    
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16. Fronytail13
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2009 12:51pm UTC
    the codes that make witty go round(:
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family
    just posting this soo i can use itttt
    
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17. jujudm
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    July 3, 2011 9:45pm UTC
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