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TheCheesecake50

1. TheCheesecake50
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2011 4:26pm UTC
   Jack: Will I die if I jump?
   Blackbeard: well lets find out
   (throws voodoo doll off cliff)
   Jack: (screams)
   Black beard: is that it?
   Jack: I think so.
   
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2. TheCheesecake50
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2011 5:26am UTC
   Buck: Here's what I think happened. (Flashback) Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with hunk of Broccoli, Leaving Dinosaur (dramatically zooms in) a Vegetable.
   Diego: That's not violent, or coordinated.
   Manny: Yeah and where's the Dinosaur.
   Buck: Ok Ok, Theory 2 (Flashback) Sid's eating Broccoli, Dinosaur eats Sid, Dinosaur steps on Broccoli, Leaving Broccoli (dramatically zooms in) a Vegetable.
   Manny: When exactly did you lose your mind?
   Buck: About 3 months ago I woke up one morning married to a Pineapple, An Ugly Pineapple.
   
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3. TheCheesecake50
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2011 6:46am UTC
   When I was 3 I wanted to be a Dinosaur
   When I was 5 I wanted to be a ghost
   When I was 7 I wanted to be a scuba diver
   And now all I want to be is A SCUBA DIVER YEAH.
   What? its fun :)
   
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4. TheCheesecake50
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   April 30, 2011 5:16pm UTC
   Kid: Hey bro i got an idea, the floor is made of Lava!!! (randomly jumps around)
   Teen: Dude, i got better things to do then play your childish games (walks off to get food)
   Teen:OMG what is up?!?! my feet are burning!!!
   Kid: What did I tell you "Dude."
   
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5. TheCheesecake50
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2011 1:48pm UTC
   Advice for getting friends:
   well I have loads of friends and I get them by:
   Clowning around. Make jokes, fall over....a couple of thousand
   times, but that's just my way of getting friends.
   
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6. TheCheesecake50
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 2:59pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment when a Hobo walks into
   Abercrombie & Fitch
   If you find it stupid, sorry - I'm a 10 year old dude who just joined.
   My sister convinced me.
   
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