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TheBrokenHeart
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May 21, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand

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TheBrokenHeart
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September 16, 2011 5:42pm UTC

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I'm your dirty little secret. It's a shame I can't be your only.
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TheBrokenHeart
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September 16, 2011 4:38pm UTC

I'm Always in tears over you, but when I'm with you, all I can do is smile ♥
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TheBrokenHeart
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September 16, 2011 3:29pm UTC

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TheBrokenHeart
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September 10, 2011 12:23pm UTC

Girl Facts: --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
--When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
--When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
--When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
--When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
--When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
--When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
--When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
--When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
--When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
--When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
--When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
--When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Guy Facts:
--When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
--When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
--When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
--When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it
. --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
--When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
-- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
--When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
--When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
--When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

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TheBrokenHeart
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August 28, 2011 10:55am UTC

Dreams. They never come true. Never truely how you want them too!

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TheBrokenHeart
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August 28, 2011 10:46am UTC

See that girl over there smiling with red eyes, well yeah she just cried her eyes out because the boy your dating was her first, her first love, her first boy, that she ever let in, that she ever trusted.But that smile is just as fake as his love for the both off you!

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TheBrokenHeart
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August 28, 2011 10:40am UTC

Never believe anyone, even if they make you feel special, becuase one day they could do the same to your bestfriend and pretend nothing ever happened with you! <3

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August 28, 2011 10:33am UTC

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TheBrokenHeart
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August 13, 2011 5:12pm UTC

My girls tell me to forget about him,
But how can I ever forget, his smile, and his eyes, that laugh and that smell. Forget his deep stare, and the way I felt when I was falling asleep in his arms. How can I forget the way he never let me win, or how when I was winning he would kiss me to shut up. How can I forget the way he made me laugh, even in my darkest times, or how he would tuck my hair behind my ear when I was upset. Even how I told him everything I was scared off, and the way he would hold me all through it. How he welcomed me when no one eles did, or how he could tell my mood, just by looking at me? How his lips sent a shiver down my spine when they touched mine, or how his hands felt so warm on my body. How can I forget someone who meant so much to me?

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TheBrokenHeart
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August 13, 2011 5:03pm UTC

Love..? No one will understand your love, like no one will understand my love..!

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TheBrokenHeart
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August 13, 2011 12:55pm UTC

All through the pain you have caused me, you are the one I will always run back too.

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TheBrokenHeart
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August 10, 2011 2:21pm UTC

Love is just an overused word.

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