TheAwesome

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Hey Wittians,

Little about me,
I love summer,
I can't spell for my life,
and Im just enjoying life. I don't really care how much faves I get or how popular I am. I'm just a girl who loves witty <3

"Why do we measure life by years, instead of how good those years were" ~Gabriel Ingleseis

TheAwesome
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 8:00pm UTC

*while leaving the room*
Me: Hey let me know if my phone goes off
Sister: That would mean someone would actually have to text you

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 8:11pm UTC

If your home alone
And you hear noises and you think it might
be a murder coming to chop your head off, this is what you do to see if there is someone in the
house....
"Ayyeee s*xy ladyyy"
If there is no reply or joining of your singing, you are good to go.
nmf

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 3:24pm UTC

For some reason
When I eat
My BELLY gets SWOLLEN
hmmm.... weird
nmf

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 10:45pm UTC

I come on witty when I'm hyper
I come on witty when I'm MAD
I come on witty when I'm in Love
I come on witty when I'm Heart Broken
I come on witty when I depressed
I come on witty when I n e e d a b r e a k
I come on witty when I'm BoReD
I come on witty when I need advice
I come on witty when I'm E!X!C!I!T!E!D
I come on witty when I'm inappropiate ;)
Yea witty is my LIFE
♡

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Love vs. Brain
Chapter 1
Ava's P.O.V.
My neck was tilted back onto the scratchy, dead grass. The summer breeze felt nice is my oceaned hair. I was staring at the stars in the sky, my normal routine I do when my head is in need of clearing. I started thinking about all the boys in my class, how all were friends to me. I tear ran down my face as I thought to myself I will never be able to go on a date with a boy. I will never be able to have so-called "fireworks" when a boy kisses me. I never expierence the only magic on this earth. A flash back started to apear in my head. It was probably just my PTSD (post-traumatuc stress disorder).
It was the trip I took when I was little with my mom and dad. We were ziplining down in South America. My mother and I shared the same harnest because I was too little. But something went terribly wrong. My mind went blank. Then the flashback started again we fell, my mother and I, we fell hard. I was in a-coma for 6 months. When I woke up my father told me my mother had not survived. I had didn't cry or didn't even feel sad. That's when the doctors realized i had damaged amygdala. The section of your brain in which it controls your emotions. In other words I was no longer able to love anyone. My father and I grew far apart, we barely speak at dinner.
My eyes opened again. There I was safe under the stars once again. My mind was still cluttered. I had already accepted I was different. I accepted that I would never love again.
Little did I know LOVE is stronger then the brain.
Sorry probs a lot of spelling and grammar error:) But if no one likes it I won't contuine.

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posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:34pm UTC

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Today I fell
I fell hard
I fell in love
I never knew what it felt like
I read about so much on witty
It would be so better if....
he liked me back
Why is it so hard
<\3
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Credit : FaveFormats.

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 4:02pm UTC

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I love how people say remember when we used to do something when we were little, and I still do all those things :). Examples.
1. When we used to put our sun in the corner of the paper.
I still do that
2. When you would open your mouth and drink the water when we little.
I still do that.
3. When we said you can back cut me.
Of course I still do that.
I'm never growing up <3

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 6:14pm UTC

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It would suck
If you were hiding from a serial killer
and you got the hiccups
Just saying
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It would suck
If you were hiding from a serial killer
and you got the hiccups
Just saying

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 5:19pm UTC

"Never Let the fear of striking out to keep you from playing the game"
- Babe Ruth

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Poor Walruses
always being made fun of

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 4:26pm UTC

"When You Love Someone Their worth fighting for"
-Pretty Little Liars

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:56pm UTC

- HabiiBa's format who jaciecute01 played around with

I Love this sign because it makes the girls
with cancer feel normal
because everyone knows this sign
and every sign the lady had no hair
<3
Don't steal my f**king coding. I will kill you. Took me forever to do this. Leave the credit in the coding.
nmd

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:28pm UTC

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17 days
In 17 days I'll have
THE SAND IN MY FEET
THE SALT IN MY HAIR
THE SUN ON MY SKIN
AND SUMMER IN MY HEART
♥
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Credit : FaveFormats.

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 10:23pm UTC

When I go home
♥ THE ONLY WAY I CAN FALL ASLEEP ♥
IS TO THINK OF HIM AND I
In a romantic movie with hime saving me
when he barely knows me
♥ A N D ♥ YET ♥
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM.
nmf

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Normal Girl: Mom I got my period!
Normal Mom: That's great honey! Your now a woman!
Me: Mom I got my period!
My Mom:SH*T know you can get pregnant.

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 9:36pm UTC

One Direction earned my instant respect today...
You see my friend is having some eating problems. Ok I'm just gonna say she is anorexic. She feels she is way to fat when really she is a twig. Anyway she came to school talking about One Direction and Niall. She said Niall loves to eat and he finds girls perfect the way they are or something like that. But I didn't care what she was saying because for the first time in a month, she ate lunch. <3
nmf

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 9:23pm UTC

i wish i was witty popular
Then I could go around faving
quotes and following people
So I could show them how special
They really are
n m f

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Me: I got a 100!
HIm: Congrats
Me: What did you get?
Him: I got what you got +2 divided by 2 and add 49.
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: Why do i like you?
nmf

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TheAwesome
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Me: I'm the best ninja
Friend: No I am
Me: No defintly me
Friend: Oh really walk across the room without tripping
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Oh you know weakness....
mq,mf

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