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ThatWittyGuy
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December 30, 2012 8:17pm UTC

This password is too weak.
Me: I DON'T F-CKING CARE I WANT THAT PASSWORD!

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ThatWittyGuy
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December 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Horror movies don't scare me, 5 missed calls from mom do.

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ThatWittyGuy
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December 30, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations
and mentally give my own opinion.

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ThatWittyGuy
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December 30, 2012 1:01am UTC

This new witty looks epic. Thanks steve.

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ThatWittyGuy
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December 27, 2012 11:06pm UTC

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ThatWittyGuy
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December 27, 2012 5:38am UTC

just a normal day
me: -wakes up with a bird nest in hair-
me: -crawls over to frigde and eats a pizza, a tub of icecream and a cat-
me: -sits on couch and grabs laptop, logs onto witty-
-5 days later, page 174938364938-
me: hurr hurr hurr dat funny quote -faves-
me: -pulls a mouldy dorito out of hair and eats-
-brother comes home-
me: ohai get me food.
-two centuries later-
me: i needs to pee.
me: I think ill stay right heres
me: -pees onself-
me -nest of mould grows in hair, still on witty.-
me: -dies with head in crotch-
brother: dafuq
aaand repeat.

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December 20, 2012 7:47pm UTC

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ThatWittyGuy
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December 16, 2012 4:04am UTC

That Super Awkward Moment
When you go for a brofist and your friend goes for a high five
and you change to a high five and than he/she goes for a brofist.
and you're both just like "Fml"
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ThatWittyGuy
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December 10, 2012 4:21am UTC

Rule Number 1# of Witty
If you're not following Steve already, you're not a Wittian.

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ThatWittyGuy
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December 1, 2012 7:19am UTC

"meow."
Format Credit all goes to the_An0nym0usXD!
nmf / nmq

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ThatWittyGuy
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November 30, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Riddle:
What is greater than god and more evil that the devil, the poor have it and the rich don't need it, if you eat it you will die.
What is it?
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November 27, 2012 3:22am UTC

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November 18, 2012 1:32am UTC

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ThatWittyGuy
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November 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC

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ThatWittyGuy
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 12:48am UTC

Today, my P.E teacher passed away, she went to sleep and never woke up.
and guess what? I was the only student at my school who was invited to her funeral.
R.I.P Mrs. Greg
You will be missed.
♥

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ThatWittyGuy
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November 7, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I need a social life...

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ThatWittyGuy
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November 7, 2012 5:55pm UTC

♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
Don't you worry don't you worry child,
Heaven's got a plan for you
♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
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ThatWittyGuy
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:07am UTC

I love how all you Americans are
freaking the fùck out over elections, and i'm just here in England with Tea in one hand and a scone in the other.
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ThatWittyGuy
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 12:04am UTC

I won't tell you to go to hell...
I'll tell you to go to Oz.
Because you are in DESPERATE NEED of some
courage,
brains,
and most definitely somebr />
HEART♥

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ThatWittyGuy
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November 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC

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Seeing a cute kid and thinking
"God, That kid is going to be hot when he/she is older,"
And then mentally kicking yourself for being such a pervert.
♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
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