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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    Everyone else: *Getting New Year's kisses*
    Everyone else: *Making New Year's resolutions*
    Everyone else: *Hanging out with friends*
    Everyone else: *Waiting for the NYC ball to drop*
    Me: *Sitting on the Internet*

  2. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 7:53pm UTC
    She looked up at me, and the whole world disappeared. Like there was just us, like there would always be just us, and we didn't need magic for that.

  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    You: *Wakes up on Christmas*
    You: *Unwraps naked band member*
    You: *Gets your purple unicorn*
    You: *Finds sense of purpose sitting under tree*
    Merry Christmas Witty!!

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Friend: Wanna hang out next week?
    Me: Sorry, I'm gonna be sick.

  5. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    When i read a book,
    i start to feel deeply in love with the main character
    but when that book ends and i realise
    that i will never get anything else from that character
    a bit of me dies

  6. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    I will smile
    All day everyday
    but once you ask me to smile
    i will turn into the
    Grinch

  7. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Just remember
    it takes 43 muscles
    to frown but only 4 to
    give the middle finger

  8. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 11:14am UTC
    "Yesterday is history
    tomorrow is a mystery
    that is why they call today a present"
    -Kong Fu Panda really is amazing

  9. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    i would rather have a stranger that excepts me then a best friend who judges my every move

  10. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    Cups of tea on a rainy day are my drugs
    <3

  11. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Boys with "swag" logic:
    Wears trousers down to his knees yet also wears a belt

  12. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    it doesn't happen very often but when you find that one person that makes you feel invincible life is just infinite

  13. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Everyone on this planet has flaws
    but you have no right to point them out

  14. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Anyone else get that tight clenching feeling in their chest when the person you deeply care for says "I love you"

  15. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Anyone ever think it's weird that when I want a part of my body to move it doesn't?
    I mean i can't just say "hand move" because it won't,
    it only moves when i actually make it.
    I think that just relates to life, nothing will ever get done by you just thinking it
    you just have to do it

  16. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    People don't understand how little things can so badly hurt a person

  17. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    The disapointing moment when you realise the person next to you ordered a better desert then you
    O_o

  18. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    People ask me why i'm always late for school, i reply with it's not my fault my bed is so seductive in the morning

  19. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    Don't judge someone from their looks,
    that's like choosing your favourite ceral from it's colour, not it's taste

  20. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:47am UTC
    Before i fall asleep, i always check how many hours i have until i have to wake up

:)

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