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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 3:04am UTC

Dude sat next to me: You got a pencil i can borrow?
Me: No.
Dude sat next to me: You got a pen then?
Me: No.
Crush: You got a pen or pencil.
Me: Yeah like TONS you can have one if you want, TAKE 20!
Dude sat next to me: -.-

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ThatAmyKid
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September 16, 2012 4:43pm UTC

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of bed."
"Mate, my beds against the wall, I can only ever get out one way."

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 1:11pm UTC

I Cant Tell You What It Really Is
I can only tell you what it feels like.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 7:16am UTC

British accent: "Justin Biebah."
American: "Justin Biebur."
Australian: "Jastin Beybah."
I bet you just tried out all of the accents.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 6:25pm UTC

"Hates a strong word."
"Yeah, thats the exact reason why I used it."

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 5:57pm UTC

I hate those moods, when you dont no what mood your in.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 10:58am UTC

Dear, Maths,
Try solving your own problems and equations next time yeah?
I have my own to solve.
no love, from,
The students that are asleep in your class.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Three reasons to stand up:
1. To get the remote.
2. To go to the bathroom.
3. Because you're the real Slim Shady.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 1:55pm UTC

RIP
to all those who lost their lives 11 years ago today.
9/11</3
My mum and dad were suppost to be in the towers on the very same day. They were going to New York for there hunnymoon, but my nan booked Paris as a suprise instead. I can't stress how much respect i have for those brave people and those people who were doing everything they could possibily do to help, the firemen, police, ambulences etc.
Rest in peace♥♥♥

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 6:30pm UTC

Apology accepted, trust denied.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 11:15am UTC

That awkward moment when a girl has more make-up on than clothes.
lol.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 6:06pm UTC

I've got to be honest
I've NEVER seen a yellow duck.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:11pm UTC

I hate how after an argument I
think of more clever Comebacks
I should have said.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:39am UTC

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank
the internet,
Google,
Wikipedia,
Microsoft Word,
spell check
and who ever the hell invented Copy & Paste.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 6:10pm UTC

If you like witty, Highlight this...
Your like totally awesome bro.
Heheh xD

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 8:23am UTC

click to see this quote

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:46pm UTC

I regualy wonder how many strangers take pictures and im just stood there looking like a total GIMP in the background.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Why read books? when we have Eminem who can tell us his whole life story in 5 minutes.

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 11:44am UTC

Some girl I know: OMG that girl over there had just been proper b*tching about you OMG what you gonna do? OMG.
Me:...
Her:..
Me:..
Her:...
Me:...
Her:So?
Me: OH im sorry was I suppost to give a sh*t?

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ThatAmyKid
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 11:18am UTC

I didn't text you to exercise my fingers,
I want a god dam reply.

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