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Member Since: 18 May 2012 12:08am

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ThaBoss
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May 22, 2012 5:36pm UTC

"Things Nobody Says""I want to be like Snooki

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ThaBoss
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May 22, 2012 7:56am UTC

Dog:"I offer my master my favorite toy as a token as affection amd friendship" What does he do?He keeps fricken throwing it

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ThaBoss
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May 21, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Why is there no i in team?Because the little pixar lamp stomp the crap out of it.

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ThaBoss
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May 21, 2012 6:20pm UTC

When i was little i felt trapped in a women's body,that all changed when i was born.

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ThaBoss
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May 21, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I'm like a really down to earth guy because you know....↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓Gravity

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ThaBoss
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May 21, 2012 7:40am UTC

YOLO spelled backwards is OLOY, which stands for "Only Losers Obey Yolo".

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ThaBoss
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May 19, 2012 10:06am UTC

First day of school: 30 pencils,64 crayons,20 pens,1 ruler, and ten note-books..Middle of May: 1 pencil you found on the ground

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ThaBoss
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May 19, 2012 10:02am UTC

What you think when your mom leaves you in the line to get something: Holy crap 0.0 . What if she doesn't come back and they ask me to pay?

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ThaBoss
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May 19, 2012 9:46am UTC

When you're having the best dream ever and wake up, does anyone else ever try to fall back asleep to finsih the dream?

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ThaBoss
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May 18, 2012 10:21pm UTC

You know when your important if he pauses call of duty for you.

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ThaBoss
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May 18, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Serial Killer:* points gun at victim* "any last words?'"Victim: " um..umm..Like a good neeighbor state farm is there!"*poof*Serial Killer: " darn you jake and your khakis."

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ThaBoss
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May 18, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Teacher-wo ever can answer the quetion can go home"Me-*Throws back pack out window"Teacher- "who threw that?!!" Me- "Ahh that was me,im going home now"

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ThaBoss
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May 18, 2012 7:21pm UTC

'Im a Harry Pottor fan i've always wanted to go to Hogwarts!"I'm a Percy Jackson fan and i always wanted to go to Camp Half-Blood!"I'm a Hunger Games fan and i-i'm fine.."

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ThaBoss
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May 18, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Do u ever have that person were you take them by the shoulder look them in the eye and say nobody gives a f***.

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ThaBoss
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May 18, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Why does Lebron james call him self a king if he has no rings???

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ThaBoss
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May 18, 2012 12:41pm UTC

Rihana should date Lebron because he doesn't beat anyone!
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