Tessanova

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Hello Stranger! ;) I'm Tessa! I'm 13 years young and this is my page!! I also have another account that I share with my bestfriend named sarah and it's called: Tessarah
As you can see both of our names go into it! Tes[sa]rah <--- see cool right? Check it out maybes? ;)
Anyways. I don't post alot but I like looking at quotes.
TALK TO ME! ;) Your never to old for a.. "witty" bestie

BLAHHH! Hey there sexy. What you thought I was talking to you? Nope just my self :P.
So this is my profile :D I LIKE MUSTACHES ! ;) nything else you need to kno... just ask ;)

Tessanova
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 9:48pm UTC

--- EVERYONE KNOWS I'M IN ---
over my head

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Tessanova
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Jewish jokes are rude.
Anne Frank-ly I don't find them funny.

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Tessanova
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 6:09pm UTC

who remembers...?
POOF! BE GONE! Your breath is really strong.
Oh wait, come back. I found a tic-tac.
I'm not trying to be mean, but you need some Listerene.
Not a sip, not a swallow, but you need the whole bottle.
♥

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Tessanova
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 5:16pm UTC

for boys...
Boobs are like soda.
No one likes them when they are flat.
for girls,
we hate when guys judge that way

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Tessanova
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Women, why are you reading this?
If you are reading this, then you are not where you belong. Get back in the kitchen.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Yes Master, would you like white bread or wheat?
format credit jimmy365

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Tessanova
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 4:36pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
A guy in your math class goes "To the window!"
And the one that says "To the wall!" is infact...
Your math teacher.

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Tessanova
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Will you stay?
Even if it hurts?
Even if I try to push you out,
Will you return?
Dark Side- Kelly Clarkson

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Tessanova
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 7:25pm UTC

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Now your bangs are curled,
Your lashes twirled,
But still the world is cruel.
Wipe off that angel face and go back to
highschool.
♥
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"Beauty School Dropout" - Grease

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Tessanova
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 4:35pm UTC

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Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I am a dog.
My quote! © Tessanova
nmf
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Tessanova
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:36pm UTC

10 favorites
• Favorite Color: Orange or green
• Favorite Food: Tacos x3
• Favorite Singer: idk... Bruno Mars?
• Favorite Show: Anything on ABC family x3
• Favorite Sport: Football and/or swimming
• Favorite Season: Fall
• Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday
• Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate Fudge BROWNIE!
• Favorite Time of Day: Night
9 currents
• Current Mood: Bored
• Current Taste: LUNCH
• Current Clothes: My Jammies :)
• Current Computer: Dell Laptop
• Current Finger/Toenail Color: None
• Current Time: 12:26
• Current Surroundings: My living room
• Current Annoyance(s): Nothing
• Current Thought: SOOO TIRED!
8 Firsts
• First Best Friend: Desiree
• First crush this school year: umm him
• First word: Dunno :) (dunno as in I don't know what it was)
• First Pet: A cat
• First Thing You Did Today: Woke up
• First Thing You Ate Today: Donuts
• First School: Early Start Daycare
7 Lasts
• Last Food Consumption: Gushers x3
• Last Car Ride: Yesterday
• Last Text Message: recieved: No cell phone... thanks overprotective mom
• Last Movie Seen: The Advengers!!!
• Last Item Bought: Silver necklace
• Last CD Played: Doowops and huligans BRUNO MARS<#
• Last Website You Were On: Email
6 Have You Evers
• Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: No.
• Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes but i wasnt caught and it wasnt major and no drugs.....................
• Have You Ever Been Arrested: No
• Have You Ever Been on TV: Yes but it was local tv x3
•Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: No
• Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yeh
5 Places You've Been To
• 1. Whistler, where the winter olympics were held
• 2. The caribbean
• 3.Iowa x3
• 4. Home
• 5.Florida
4 Things
• You're Wearing: Jammies
• You Did Last Night:Slept
• What Can You Hear Right Now: TV
• You Can't Live Without: My computer, food, and Oxygen
3 People You Can Tell Anything To
• 1.Alexis
• 2. Lex
• 3. Him
2 Choices
• 1. black or white: Both :)
• 2. hot or cold: Both
1 Love
• Him

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Tessanova
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 11:13pm UTC

At A FoUrtH OF JulY PaRTY.
*bunch of smokers*
Dad: Tess... how are you?
Me: *dramatically holds my heart*
Me: *whipsers* loosing life
♥

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Tessanova
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 10:37pm UTC

Did you know..? #1
The most common name in the world is
Mohammad.
nmf

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Tessanova
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 4:51pm UTC

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Hey, I just f**ked you,
And this is crazy.
But I got pregnant,
So here's your baby.
--
It's hard to look at
Your new baaaby.
You don't believe me,
Just call me crazy.
--
Boy you came into my life,
Now you're the new dad,
Now you're the new dad,
Now you're the new, new dad.
--
Boy you came into my life,
Now you're the new dad,
Now you're the new dad,
Now you're the new, new dad.
My quote! © Tessanova
nmf
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Tessanova
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Google
Google Search: [ Landshark ]
[Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
Make Google my homepage
Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
©2011 - Privacy
Did You Mean: Jenna Marbles
nmf
© Tessanova (my quote)

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Tessanova
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:37pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Tessanova
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Can you blame a girl
For being herself?

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