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TayterTots

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Member Since: 5 Feb 2011 01:58pm

Last Seen: 25 Jan 2012 02:54am

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  1. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    Wanna hear a clean joke??
    Bobby took a bath with bubbles.
    Wanna hear a dirty joke??
    Bubbles was a man.
    nmf

  2. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    Wanna hear a clean joke??
    Bobby took a bath with bubbles.
    Wanna hear a dirty joke??
    Bubbles was a man.
    nmg

  3. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when the music stops playing in a store and everyone stops talking. :)

  4. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 10:16am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 10:08am UTC
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are
    missing will surprise you. <3

  6. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:57am UTC
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  7. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 9:10am UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
    4. add this quote
    5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast

  8. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    JUSTIN BIEBER

  9. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 10:15am UTC
    I Like to eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

  10. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 10:15am UTC
    Perfect Boyfriend
    Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: Not really
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you live for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Choose--me or ur life
    Boy: my life
    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't JUST want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life <3
    ♥A Perfect Guy
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    •kiss her in front of your friends
    •tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldn't matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk

  11. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Steelers stink.
    LETS GO PACKERS! SHOW US WHAT YOUR MADE OF!

  12. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 11:52am UTC
    *3 am phone call*
    "Hey are you asleep?"
    "No I'm skydiving"

  13. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 10:16am UTC
    Ummmmmm,
    You can't sit there...
    Why not?
    My imaginary friend is sitting there!
    <3

  14. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 10:01am UTC
    LETS GO PACKERS!

  15. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 9:53am UTC
    Cop: Did you know that you were doing 85 in a 65 zone?
    Driver: Well did you know that you were doing over 85 in a 65 zone just to catch up with me? So who was really speeding...

  16. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    Gibby Gibson :)

  17. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    DOUBLE RAINBOW

  18. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    MARISSA FORD...

  19. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    Someday I will meet Taylor Lautner. All the other teenage girls will be saying "Taylor,Jacob!" I'll be the one screaming "OH M GOSH IT'S SHARK BOY!"

  20. TayterTots TayterTots
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    I'm thinking baby you and I are undeniable, but I'm findin out love's unreliable. I'm givin all I got to make you stay, or am I just a roadblock in your way? Cause your a pretty little windstorm out on the boulevard. Somethin like a sunset, oh, you're a shooting star. and I might drive myself insane, if those lips aren't speekin my name. Cause I've got some intuition or maybe I'm superstitious. But I think your a pretty sweet pill that I'm swallowin down. To counter this addiction. You got me on a mission. Tell me darling can I get a break somehow? Could I say no?
    SHES GOT A LOVE LIKE WOE!
    GIRLS GOT A LOVE LIKE WOE!
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