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  1. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

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    Not mine. I just love it

  2. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  3. I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way* I'm beautiful in my very weird unperfect way*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 3:11pm UTC
    We'll write a song
    That turns out the lights
    When both boy and girl start suddenly shaking inside
    Don't waste your time
    Speed up your breathing
    Just close your eyes
    We'll hope it's not for nothing at all

  4. hersforever5314 hersforever5314
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 5:52pm UTC
    somewhere between all our laughs,
    long talks,
    stupid little fights,
    and our lame jokes
    I fell in love <3

  5. HUGEfuckingNERD HUGEfuckingNERD
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 4:05pm UTC
    Miracles are when your makeup from yesterday is good enough to go out with.

  6. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 6:50pm UTC
    To Die Would Be An Awfully Big Adventure

  7. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 6:44pm UTC
    That Feeling When
    You Dont Even
    Know What The
    F**K You're Feeling

  8. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 6:42pm UTC
    I Need A Hug... Well, Actually I Need Your Hug

  9. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 6:39pm UTC
    You Did The Wrong Thing To The Right Girl

  10. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 6:43pm UTC
    You Have No idea How Hard
    It Is To Force Myself To Stop
    Thnking About You
    Sometimes

  11. mell mell
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 8:34pm UTC
    Open your eyes to the world you dream of.
    - Jay Alvarrez

  12. hersforever5314 hersforever5314
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 5:17pm UTC
    You've gotta dance like theres nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like theres nobody listening,
    And live like it's Heaven on earth.

  13. Korilakkuma Korilakkuma
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 12:33am UTC
    NOW I'M ALONE IN THE
    DARK

  14. KonekoUchiha KonekoUchiha
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 11:03am UTC
    Love is like a wall. If you find the right person, it stands strong and tall, but if you keep finding the wrong person and falling in love with them and they keep breaking your heart, that wall will crack and, eventually, will fall down.

  15. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 12:55am UTC
    A wise man said: "I once loved a woman, and she broke my heart to pieces" - "Now every piece loves a different woman"

  16. risingofthewitnesses risingofthewitnesses
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 9:19pm UTC
    It's not that I want you back in my life, I just need some closure. Can't start a new chapter when I still haven't put the pen down.

  17. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 10:59pm UTC
    and when I fell in love with
    the color of your eyes, I knew
    there was no turning back.

  18. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 11:05pm UTC
    Some days, I feel like you're burrying me alive,
    and others, I feel like you're helping me out of the grave.

:)

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