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TayRex

1. TayRex
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2009 3:16pm UTC
   SHARKBAIT OOH AHA
   finding nemo fan
   
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2. TayRex
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2009 11:31am UTC
   Today,
   I realized that my
   Swiss Vanilla Body Soap
   is made in Canada
   and my
   Aussie Shampoo
   is made in the USA
   I Feel Lied To.
   [MLIA]
   
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3. TayRex
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2009 2:01pm UTC
   In The Window;
   I spelled in the fog
   I Love You
   but I realized
   as the fog faded that
   Love Fades Too
   
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4. TayRex
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2009 12:05am UTC
   Today
   I thought it would be funny
   To turn off all the lights in my house
   where it was pitch dark
   I changed my mind though when I
   Ran Into A Wall
   MLIA
   
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5. TayRex
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2009 11:59pm UTC
   On November 20th,
   don't try to
   call me
   or
   text me
   because I'll be in line to see
   New Moon
   
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6. TayRex
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2009 11:43pm UTC
   LOVE
   is a force you can't
   CONTROL
   
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7. TayRex
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2009 11:40pm UTC
   Stick Out;
   when your mixed with
   Cheerios
   be a
   Fruitloop
   
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8. TayRex
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2009 2:55pm UTC
   Growing Old;
   is mandatory
   Growing Up;
   is optional
   
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9. TayRex
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2009 2:51pm UTC
   Are You A Parking Ticket?
   because you have
   Fine
   written all over you
   
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10. TayRex
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2009 7:46pm UTC
    Soccer.
    a real sport.
    if you call it
    IdioticandManly
    you must be crazy.
    then you probably think that
    Cheerleading's Harder Than Football.
    
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11. TayRex
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    He Plays His Video Games,
    while you cry in your friends arms.
    He Shoots Some Hoops,
    as you watch romantic movies and eat chocolate.
    He Watches TV,
    while you talk crap about him and how he broke your heart.
    He Talks To His Friends,
    saying he can get better girls, when he is really thinking,
    What Did I Just Do?
    
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12. TayRex
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2009 10:57am UTC
    My Friends Are Like Bras
    Support You
    Make You Look Better
    Comfortable
    Hard To Find
    Always Lifts You Up
    Always Close To The Heart <3
    
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13. TayRex
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2009 10:51am UTC
    Why
    Does he date her?
    Why
    not me?
    I Wish I Was Smart
    
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14. TayRex
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2009 10:38am UTC
    You Sit There
    Even though you know
    that I love you
    You Just Sit There
    
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15. TayRex
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2009 10:27am UTC
    There's A Reason It's Called
    High School
    (it's where you get high)
    
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