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LaylaIsabella
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February 15, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Girl : We are best friends right?
Boy : Yes, of course.
Girl : So be honest with me who do you like?
Boy : No one, I love someone.
Girl : Oooh, she must be very lucky.
Boy : Definitely , I'v loved her ever since i met her.
Girl : Really? since we're best friends i wanna meet her, Go call her.
Boy : Oh okay,
*Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her.*
Girl : Wait, hold on, i think i'm getting a call.
*Answers phone*
Girl : Hello?
Boy : I love you.

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LaylaIsabella
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:22am UTC

omg! i just found something really bad:(
What happaned?:(
I just found out that i'm adopted .... :(
You didn't know?
WHAT?!
Dude, seriously? your mum's black, your dad's white, and your asian.
I don't mean to judje i just found it funny.

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LaylaIsabella
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:33am UTC

Son there's a random question : if you had 10 chocolate cakes, and someone askes for 2 of the chocolate cakes, how many will you have left?
10.
What if they force you?
still 10.
What if they STEAL it?
10 cakes and a dead body.

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LaylaIsabella
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:39am UTC

So i heard you like bad boys...
Sure?
Well, not to brag or anything, but one time i went to the movies..
I didn't turn off my cell phone.

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LaylaIsabella
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 12:28pm UTC

Admit it,
you've googled yourself before.

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LaylaIsabella
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:01am UTC

So a few days ago ..
an 18 girl stopped me
on the street and asked me : "What is Obama's last name?"
And i was like : "Are you sure you are 18?"

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LaylaIsabella
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 11:20am UTC

Awesome things we did when we were kids;
You stirred your ice-cream to make ice-cream soup♥
By : LaylaIsabella

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LaylaIsabella
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March 29, 2013 4:05pm UTC

The best make-up that any girl
could wear ;
is a smile ;)

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LaylaLove
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November 1, 2013 11:39am UTC

Sorry I'm not Rihanna,
I don't love the way you lie..

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gab*
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October 31, 2013 6:13pm UTC

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what's so wrong with me that
everyone can leave so easily?

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Smiley128
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November 1, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Let your dreams set sail!

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Breeze
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October 31, 2013 6:49pm UTC

HappyHalloween!

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