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My name is Taco(:

TacoIsMe
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 8:32pm UTC

Type your name: Lucy Flamingo
Type your name with your elbow: Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc6ty Flamj8njtgo (hahaha.. I didn't mean to hold down the "u")
Type your name with your eyes closed: Lucy Flamingo
Type your name with your nose: lucy flamingo (that took me 6:32 minutes) lee
Bash your head into the keyboard: ghy bty6bv
Now repost and see what kind of cool things happen... :) hahahha see my nose and elbow one!! Hahaha :D

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TacoIsMe
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 7:59pm UTC

When your art teacher assigns you to draw people
the first question somone asks is,
"Can we draw stick people?"

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TacoIsMe
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 9:22pm UTC

Today my parents announced they wanted to have another baby. In order to do so they had to... make the baby..
I'm downstairs with my 10 year old brother and he says:
"You know what I'm going to do? Get my Halloween candy and put a bunch of wrappers on the floor and when Momma comes down and says,
"Why are you eating all that candy?"
I'm going to say,
"What? You were giving Daddy sugar."
Sorry it's not pretty (:

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TacoIsMe
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Everytime I hear you like someone,
It hurts me.
Everytim e I hear you're dating someone,
It kills me.
Everytime I h ear you're single again,
I t b r i n g s m e b a c k t o l i f e .

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TacoIsMe
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 9:14pm UTC

There's a stranger in my bed,
,
There's a pounding in my head,
Glitter all over the room-
Woah. Hold it!
KE$HA WAS THERE TOO!!!??

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TacoIsMe
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 10:42am UTC

I think part of a best friend's jobs ...
should be to erase your
computer history when you die(:

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October 8, 2011 11:48am UTC

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