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Swagmeout21


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  3. Penguin848 Penguin848
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    April 26, 2012 12:26pm UTC
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  4. whoknew11 whoknew11
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Today is Prom :D
    It's supposed to rain today.
    I am on my period.
    I'm wearing a white dress.
    SOMEONE PRAY FOR ME PLEASE!!!!!!!

:)

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