Susannah

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Susannah

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Member Since: 16 Mar 2014 06:52pm

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I like to write on here anything I find humerous, inspiring, or really just something I want to remember.
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Thats's all you need to know about me.

Susannah
posted a quote
March 21, 2014 9:26am UTC

my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: why are you here
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touche me
me: ugh

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Susannah
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March 18, 2014 10:51pm UTC

Mom: [Crying]
Me: ....
Me: Whats wrong mom?
Me: Are you picturing my future again?

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Susannah
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 11:03pm UTC

I can grab bulls balls!
(whoever knows where this quote is from, we're offically BFF'S!)

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Susannah
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March 17, 2014 8:24pm UTC

Crush: I could sure stand to do something stupid...
Me: I'm something stupid. Do me.

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Susannah
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March 16, 2014 8:35pm UTC

"Remember kids, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing."

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Susannah
posted a quote
March 16, 2014 8:28pm UTC

Don't be patient.
Patience is a waste of time.

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Susannah
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March 16, 2014 7:53pm UTC

*Boy covers girlfriends eyes with hands*
Boy: Whats that? What do you see?
Girl: I don't see anything.
Boy: That's our future. Lets break up.

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