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  1. theonewhodreamstomuch theonewhodreamstomuch
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    .Summer time:
    Hair get lighter
    Skin gets darker
    Water gets warmer
    Drinks get colder
    Music gets louder
    Rules get lower
    Life gets better
    - ♥

  2. theonewhodreamstomuch theonewhodreamstomuch
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Did you know
    when penguins are married/partners
    they stay with each other their whole life.
    So um…Will you be my penguin?
    Nmf

  3. theonewhodreamstomuch theonewhodreamstomuch
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    I 'm not as good as I should be.
    I'm not as good as I could be.
    But thank god I am better than I use to be.


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  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    TheTeenageSeries
    Introduction.
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    Karly was full of herself. She spent her time snapping pics shopping at her favorite stores such as Hollister and Aeropostale. She was the most popular girl in her whole school. Every boy drooled over her just talking to her. Until one day. As usual, Karly felt through her long brown hair, making sure everything was to perfection, (as it usually was) when she felt something out of the ordinary. She pulled. A huge wad of hair was grasped in her hands. Again, she reached in the same spot as before, and pulled. Another strand of hair pieced out of her head. In desperation she kept reaching for more. And more. And more. Until beautiful Karly, wasn't as beautiful as before. All of the guys, she thought, what would they say? What would they do? She panicked. She burst into her mothers room, showing her her almost bald head. She was immediately driven to the hospital.. Her mother was instructed to wait outstide, while meanwhile, her daughter was being thoroughly tested for diseases. Minutes passed. A half hour. An hour. Finally, the doctor walked out the door, and quietly shut it from behind. His lab coat was bright white. He had short black hair, and small spectactles confortably perched on his face. The man sighed, and his dark blue eyes looked upwards towards her mother, with lack of words. "Lindsay, your daughter has been tested three times." "She has cancer." He said. I am doing notifications, if you want to be notified, just comment! Fave/Follow/Feedback?
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  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
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    July 16, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Taking mini naps
    in between texts when you're laying in bed late at night
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee - I follow back ^.^


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  12. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    *Moi in bedroom*
    MOMMM! MOM COME QUICK!?!! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!
    WHAT IS IT!?!?
    can you turn off the light?
    *walks away*

  13. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    "Quit staring at me you creep!!"
    "Grandma, please." "That's a mirror."

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Have you ever,
    [♥] [♥] [♥] Wondered why the boys aren't so obsessed with One Direction? Maybe, it's because One Direction doesn't make us feel all that great about ourselves. Or maybe it's because since you girls are so obsessed with One Direction you forget about us guys, (this is only a few of them >>) that are trying to do the same thing, the guys that are trying to make you happy, and to make you laugh, and just to see you smile. Maybe we don't like One Direction, because you call us names when we confess we don't like them that much. And maybe, you are always saying how completely HOTTT One Direction is, we are just sitting there, depressed about how we look, because we never hear about how good WE look, all we hear is how hot 1D is.
    Just me..? I love their songs, but this is a reason why I don't like them. Please don't say that I am hating on them or anything... because I'm not, I love their songs, but the effects they have make me feel so much worse about myself...[♥] [♥] [♥]

  15. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:08am UTC
    W h o is t h i s "f e a t." a n d w h y i s h e i n
    s o m a n y s o n g s
    nmq!

  16. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:40am UTC
    "This place about to blowww!!"
    "Grandma, please." "Not at the airport."

  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
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    July 10, 2012 11:28am UTC
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  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
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  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
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    July 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when...
    You remember when people asked you to spell "I CUP"
    nmf


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