Dear neighbors, Thanks for paying me $20 an hour to eat your food, watch your movies, and do my homework.. err I mean, babysit your child. Sincerely, The Babysitter.
Dear mommy, I don't answer ONE of your calls, and you yell at me. Then, I call you 1,000,000,000 times, & you don't answer. Thanks. Love , Your Annoyed Daughter. ♥