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SummerLovin98

1. SummerLovin98
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2012 12:44am UTC
   JOKE... :) :) :)
   Ok so a red head and a brunette are sitting at a bar, and there are saying 99, 99, 99, 99... and then a blonde walks in and says "may i joing you?" sure they say. so there is a blonde, brunette and a red head sitting at a bar saying 99, 99, 99, 99 and the blonde says "this is boring" and then the brunette says "it's more fun if you sit on the road and say it" so the blonde goes and sits on the road and is saying 99, 99, 99, 99 and then she gets hit by a truck and dies. then the brunette and the red head say 100, 100, 100, 100.
   Hahahaha
   P.S. i'm not being discriminative against blonde... i am a blonde!!
   
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2. SummerLovin98
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   Shake it...the bag Beyonce !!!!!
   <3 Homer Yannos
   
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3. SummerLovin98
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 6:18am UTC
   Cheer up someone thinks your FABULOUS:)
   XxOoXxOoXxOo
   
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4. SummerLovin98
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2012 7:16pm UTC
   One_Direction started following you
   (what would you do?)
   nmq
   
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5. SummerLovin98
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 9:21pm UTC
   To Love is nothing,
   To be loved is something,
   To love and be loved is everything
   Love is all you need <3
   xxxx
   nmq
   
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6. SummerLovin98
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2012 5:47am UTC
   Me: oooh one new message
   Me: from Harry Styles " Hey babes, missing you heaps, love you lots cant wait to see you again, bye xxx"
   Me: Who the F*** is that???
   Friend: OMFG "faints"
   Me: oh thats that One Direction guy isn't it, Oh i wonder why he TXT me???
   
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