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  1. heidy787 heidy787
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    My life.
    When i was little I had a little beta fish. I was so happy cause I had him for like 5 yeaqrs and he didnt die...
    Now a days my mom told me my fish had died like 1000 times and that they had replaced it .
    Seriously? I never noticed.

  2. AmyEricaa527 AmyEricaa527
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 3:01pm UTC
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    Shut up Rudolph.
    Suck my antlers.
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    *nmf

  3. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 10:09am UTC
    you know you've done well
    when someone replies with
    HAHAHAHA
    instead of
    haha.
    not my format.

  4. livelifetothefullestx3 livelifetothefullestx3
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 11:04am UTC
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  5. maxipadd maxipadd
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    fave this if you think your ugly.
    i'll write something on your profile to make you smile. (;

  6. lovelife6 lovelife6
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    dear spongebob,
    you live in Bikini Bottom & you're super absorbant?
    sincerely, you're a tampon.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. ForeverAlwayx ForeverAlwayx
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 2:24pm UTC
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  8. Osnapitsbecca Osnapitsbecca
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    Waking up at 5:30 tomorrow morning for school
    won't kill me.
    It's the other 179 mornings
    that will.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. Gymdancer288 Gymdancer288
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    the song: look at me now :
    Chris Brown: LEGGO! ladies love me
    Busta Rhymes: lxfnveatltyivwatvjxzxciuohg
    lil wayne: i don't eat sushi

  10. peacebabie peacebabie
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:18pm UTC
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  11. rachellelynn rachellelynn
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Fav if your bestfriend♥
    is amazing ♥

  12. YouxArexNotxWhoxYouxWere YouxArexNotxWhoxYouxWere
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    Keep Your Smile
    Chapter Three
    I woke up to the smell of bacon, chocolate chip waffles, and sweet syrup. I yawned and stretched out my legs; I noticed I was sprawled out on Adam’s couch and under a lime green blanket. “Morning,” Adam greeted across from me in the kitchen.
    “You cook?” I mumbled groggily and rubbed my eyes.
    “Not really. The waffle maker does most of the work for me and bacon’s easy to make,” he grinned and I sat up.
    “Meh, I like your food choices anyway. So what movie did you have in mind?”
    “Well, the one that’s a block away shows old movies…”
    I laughed, “That’s odd. What one do you want to see? DO THEY HAVE THE NOTEBOOK!?”
    “What notebook…?”
    “Are you serious?”
    “Yeah… what’s this notebook you speak of?”
    “OH MY GOD! We’re going to see it. Forget going to the movies; we’re renting it.”
    “Is it a chick flick…?”
    “No,” I lied and smiled up at him. “Ple-e-e-e-e-e—”
    “Please don’t,” he grinned and sighed. “Alright, the library’s a couple blocks away. My car’s at the auto shop. They said it wasn’t just the gas tank; I have a flat. I can’t believe I didn’t notice.”
    “Will it be okay?”
    “Yeah; it’ll be fine.” I nodded, and he smiled. “Breakfast’s ready.”
    When we finished our waffles, bacon, and milk, we headed out to go the library. He held my hand and started walking outside with me. “Adam?”
    “That’s my name,” he winked and I rolled my eyes.
    “What are you going to do about—”
    “The car? I already took care of it. I told you that.”
    “No, Adam, listen. What are you going to do about Sarah? Are you going to tell her you cheat—oh my God! I’m the other girl!”
    “Shay, it’s okay; I’m going to break up with her when she returns. I told you that we were having problems.”
    “Are you sure?”
    “Trust me,” he smiled and pulled my closer to him; his arms around my waist. “I care about you so much.” He leaned down, and kissed me gently.
    *
    When we finished watching The Notebook, I looked up at Adam, “Noah loved Allie so much; wasn’t this the perfect romance movie?”
    “Uh-huh,” he replied and grinned down at me. “That’ll be us.”
    I blushed, and just smiled. How was I supposed to know? I cared about Adam a lot, but after Brian I didn’t know what to believe anymore. “When am I supposed to go home…?”
    “Oh… Yeah…” Adam rubbed the back of his neck. “…Tonight…”
    “Oh…” I mumbled and pulled my brows together.
    List of Contents
    Chapter One, pt. 1: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3072345
    Chapter One, pt. 2: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3073247
    Chapter One, pt. 3: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3074223
    Chapter One, pt. 4: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3076851
    Chapter Two, pt. 1: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3083619
    Chapter Two, pt. 2: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3083858
    Chapter Two, pt. 3: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3084321

  13. sports123321 sports123321
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:38pm UTC
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  14. jcaramel28 jcaramel28
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    Favorite if you love;
    JUSTIN BIEBER

  15. mooorrggaaanx0 mooorrggaaanx0
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    Boyz,
    we are the Boyz In Motion,
    we give you our devotion!
    who else remembers that?♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. xOxLoveoXo xOxLoveoXo
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    F a v o r i t e I f -
    You hate your hair.
    You think your fat.
    You can't stand school.
    He broke your heart.
    You couldn't live without your i-Pod.
    You hate when people call you perfect.
    You have that one song that describes everything you feel.
    You miss being a little kid.
    You straighten your hair.
    You wear make-up.
    Your self-concious.
    You love amusement parks.
    You can't wait for the summer.
    Your with your friends 24\7.
    Sometimes you just blame the world.
    You hate spiders.
    Your siblings annoy you.
    You wish you had a sibling.
    Somebody has judged you.
    Your still trying to figure out what 'love' is.
    You want the fairytale.
    You understand you won't GET the fairytale.
    Your scared.
    You're Human.

  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 10:45am UTC
    I Want To Tell You I Miss You
    but I think it's too late; the way things are now? m a y b e i t ' s f a t e </3

  19. katrinalee katrinalee
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 10:17am UTC
    Its 420 ; 
    & i don't smoke. fav if you don't either.

  20. ejbraam ejbraam
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    You got enemies?
    Good.
    It means you stood up for something in your life.

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