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  1. firepoptart321 firepoptart321
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 6:34pm UTC
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  2. elritch2000 elritch2000
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 7:54am UTC
    I have skin.
    Potatoes have skin.
    Therefore, I am a potato.

  3. LiveLikeYoureDying46 LiveLikeYoureDying46
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Dear Security Guards at the Airport,
    I was only trying to sing Ke$ha's song "Blow"
    Sincerely, I DO NOT LIKE BEING TACKLED.

  4. ipodz6 ipodz6
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    #32 Only me?
    Phone has a low battery... but theres enough left to remind you every 30 seconds

  5. volleyballxgirlxx918 volleyballxgirlxx918
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    This one's for the girls
    who aren't always perfect
    the girls with bad hair days
    and not the smoothest skin.
    This is for the girls who don't own designer clothes
    or have the tiniest waist.
    Real beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
    tall, short, blonde, brunette, plus-sized and petite.
    After all, it's not the size of your boobs that matters;
    It's the size of your heart.

  6. xoxpaigexox3 xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    .
    i love you ♥
    don't say that.. just don't, because i'll believe it, then we'll say all these cute things to each other and i'll go to bed smiling every night.. and we'll have those " i love you more fights " and then one day you'll wakeup and decide that you don't love me anymore, just like that, and take it all back. and don't tell me you won't because you will, just like the rest..
    *i actually said this to my boyfriend
    .

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    In The Sports
    basketball, baseball, football, & soccer, you need balls to play the game.
    same with the game of Me ... you don't have balls. so sorry boy.
    y o u c a n ' t p l a y m e (;

  8. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:54am UTC
    Hahaha,
    that quote was funny...
    [....the first 50 times I saw it....]

  9. Rachael23 Rachael23
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    Fav if you h a v e a Pillow Pet, and comment what animal it is(: ♥

  10. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    It doesn't Matter what it is.
    If it glows in the dark
    It's cool.

  11. AnoudHn AnoudHn
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Rejection is;
    God's way of saying wrong direction ♥

  12. Offical_Johnna Offical_Johnna
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Favorite For Sharpie
    Comment for Highlighter

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Sometimes ,
    I feel like everyone would be happier if I just dropped dead

  14. iLoVeYoUx3x3 iLoVeYoUx3x3
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    Have you ever..
    - been called fat.
    - been called ugly.
    - been called worthless.
    - been told nobody likes you.
    - been talked about behind your back.
    - been made fun of for something you can't control?
    *fav if any of this ever happened to you .. <l3 .*

  15. minjker minjker
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    Dont forget to
    Remember me♥
    nmf.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. parawhore parawhore
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    click the [♥] if you're okay with who you are. if i get 100 likes i'll stop cutting, burning, and starving myself.by the way, to all the haters. this is not for attention. i just wanna know.

  19. Lotion_whore15 Lotion_whore15
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Starting November 8th,
    no guys will be texting girls back for a couple months, they will be going into hibernation.
    - Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 comes out.

  20. ignoranceisblisslmfao* ignoranceisblisslmfao*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
    is just a nicer version of
    Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

:)

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