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I'm Emma. Hai. All my info is down the bottom. Comment on my quotes, and like my quotes. Thanks (:

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Hey. I'm Emma. I come from the U.k. Add me on stardoll, and follow me on twitter. My user is the same. For all the websites I go on that requires user & password, most are elritch2000. I also have a few decent quotes, so please read!!

You can always steal the quotes I make myself, but remember to put credit on (:

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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 6:21pm UTC

maybe you pushed her too far this time

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elritch2000
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 2:48pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
That one boy..
that you want to just run up and hug everytime you see him.that ?`d
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 3:37pm UTC

Are you single???????
No .. I'm plural
N m f / N m q. ♥
format- akk3165

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 1:26pm UTC

Girl to girl:
-Katie, you look really nice today!
-Aw thanks, Sarah!
Boy to boy:
-William, you look nice today!
-WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 4:24pm UTC

Saving this format for later! ....
I like it.
*not my format. credit to whoevsss :)
Format by fadesandformats

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 3:18pm UTC

Teacher: Have you done your homework?
Student: Have you graded my test?
Teacher: I have other student's tests to grade.
Student: I have other teacher's homework to finish.
-notmine-

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 3:46pm UTC

headteacher: Right, we are calling your parents.
Me: Awesome, tell them I said hey:)!
not my format.

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 2:43pm UTC

-Would you like a salad
with that dressing?:)
-Would you like a slap with that attitude?:)

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 2:39pm UTC

•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
Going all capslock on people..
BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE
FEARLESS COWARD.
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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 3:40pm UTC

No.
I will not share my iPod with you.
It's called an iPod.
Not an usPod.

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 3:24pm UTC

Yo, I'm Hungary.
Why don't I go Czech the fridge?
I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Maybe there will be some Turkey left.
I'm not going to eat it, it has a layer of Greece on it.
I think I'll just have a can of Chile.
Maybe you should have a Canada Chile too?
Denmark your name on the can!
Kenya do it for me,please?
Okay, I'm just Ghana do it.
Good, Iran 2 kilometres to the shop today.

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elritch2000
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 8:37am UTC

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You don't have to like me.
i'm not a facebook status.
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*nmf

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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Daughter - iPod.
Son - iPhone.
Mum - iPad.
Dad - iPay. ^_______^
♥

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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 9:20am UTC

& Who remembers when
Everyone was obsessed with those little stickers that came on a banana?
♥

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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 8:20am UTC

iCarly quote.
Spencer: I'm sorry for painting your lips red.
Teacher: I'm sorry for painting yours blue....
Spencer: Wanna make purple? ;)

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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 7:54am UTC

I have skin.
Potatoes have skin.
Therefore, I am a potato.

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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:46pm UTC

The awkward moment when
Your friend is getting yelled at by their parents. ♥
"Yeah .. sure Beth .. I'll just .. you know .. talk to your goldfish while you get shouted at. Sure .. no probs".
Format by Sandrasaurus

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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 5:00pm UTC

I can't do this anymore.
I can't take the lying.
I can't take the bullying.
I can't take the memories.
I can't take all the problems.
I can't take the cheating.
I can't do this anymore.

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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 2:55pm UTC

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& Is it just me
who remembers
Piper O' Possom
from Nick JR from when
we were younger?
Only me?
nmf/
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elritch2000
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 2:11pm UTC

She called you a b*tch.
A b*tch is a female dog.
A dog barks.
Bark is part of a tree.
Tree is nature.
Nature is beauty.
She complimented you :)

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