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  1. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    W h a t G o e s T h r o u g h M y M i n d
    W h e n W a t c h i n g C om m e r i c a l s.
    Really? Another commercial? My show was on for like 2 minutes.
    Car insurence, I'm 13. Don't need it just yet.
    " Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"
    Yeah, I wish I had that phone.
    Thank you, now I'm craving pizza.
    Wow, who came up with that idea?
    Ok, how many commercials are there gonna be?
    My parents are not gonna switch cable companys
    Dayumm, he is hawt!
    Great, now the annoying orange is on TV.
    Seriously, thats not even funny.
    Is it bad that I wanna pillow pet too?
    & thanks for showing those sad animals, my night is now ruined.
    " Theres smart, & theres K- Mart smart. I KNOW.
    " Save money, live better. Wal- Mart."
    Yep, I HAVE to see that new episode.
    Now its too late to go to the bathroom, its almost back on now.
    Keep Yo' hands off my doritos.
    Yeee, Now back to Spongebob Squarepants.
    All mine,(:

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Dear Facebook friends,
    WHO ARE NOW GETTING WITTY,
    I made this to get away from you.
    SINCERLEY, GTFO.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. xoprettylittlesmileox xoprettylittlesmileox
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    It's fine. Be with her, go ahead.
    But in two weeks, when she moves on to "loving" the next guy she could
    get,        I         won't        be        here         waiting         for         you.

  5. xoxokt03 xoxokt03
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    {♥} if you see his name
    Nick, Jeremy, Josh, Steven, Mark, MItchell, Tyler, Patrick, Jude, Justin, Toby, Alex, Greg, Dan, Evan, Anthony, Gene, David, Brian, Aaron, Paul, Mike, Sean, Billy, Joe, Jeff, Lucas, Ian, Louis, Ben, Ryan, Tucker, Victor, Kohner, Jordan, Rich, Kevin, Chris, Jimmy, Colin, Carmen, Fred, Zach, Eric, Cody, Quin, Tom, Peter, Malcome, Owen, Damian, Dylan, Will, James, Neil, Kyle

  6. VanillaCoke VanillaCoke
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    If you've ever been hurt, favorite this. If you've ever been lied to,
    favorite this. If you've ever felt pain, favorite this. If you've ever
    been judged, favorite this. If you've ever felt hopeless, favorite
    this. If you've ever felt that you're not good enough, favorite this.
    If you've ever regretted something, favorite this. If you've ever
    broke a promise, favorite this. If you've ever been heartbroken,
    favorite this. If you've lost friends, favorite this. If you've ever
    kept a secret, favorite this. If you've ever felt alone, favorite this.
    You're not alone.

  7. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    Press the ♥ if you
    pretend to text in
    awkward situations.

  8. lizzyforever11 lizzyforever11
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    l i k e a g o o d n e i g h b o r
    state farm is there!
    with 100 faves?

  9. ashhx32 ashhx32
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 10:09am UTC
    click on {<3}~
    -if you are not a smoker
    comment if you do smoke~~
    I'm just curios...:)


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  11. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    Girls who wear eye shadow all the way to their eyebrow, chill your face is not a coloring book.
    Credit: FaveFormats

  12. ReinaIridianne ReinaIridianne
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    Highlight if he loves you...♥
    Now {♥} fave if you're lying.

  13. Todaywillbedifferent98 Todaywillbedifferent98
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    Dear 11:12
    it's okay. nobody likes me either.
    Sincerely, Monday.
    ♥♥♥

  14. LoveLikeYouveNeverBeenHurt LoveLikeYouveNeverBeenHurt
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    RIP Alexander Gonzalez.
    I know most people won't read this, but a boy in my town killed
    himself! They found him hanging in his house. He was bullied
    and abused by his father. Kids would tell him to go die.
    & they got what they wanted.
    Please witty girls, favorite for all his friends
    and to say you're against bulllying.
    I never met you, but I love you Alex!

  15. haileyrox haileyrox
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    FAVVV if you think this is wrong
    i asked for my boyfriends sweetshirt, he said no
    within the next 10 minutes i see his ex
    wearing his sweetshirt
    hmmmmmm

  16. flippy14 flippy14
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    i just found out
    that a girl i knows mom has brain cancer, today at school she didnt talk to anyone. theres a chance her mom may not live. im not asking for faves for her, im just asking that you please keep her in your prayers, if you read this, t h a n k y o u ♥
    format credit to xoalicecullenxo

  17. LeahMarie23 LeahMarie23
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    never say you hate your mom or dad.
    never take them for advantage.
    because one day, you could wake up
    & they could be gone.
    RIP mom. ♥

  18. SecretxWish SecretxWish
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. tripleogee20 tripleogee20
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    So i like this guy. My bestfriend said i have to tell him today. i made a bet . if i could get 100 or more favs i'll tell him . so fav if you think i should tell him. ♥

  20. shopperchick33 shopperchick33
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Find the gay person: ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
    Can't do it, can you?
    It's because they're humans too.
    Stop Hating.

:)

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