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StephanieMalik

1. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   *IN THE SUPERMARKET*
   Oh my gosh... wheres mom? act cool,act cool.
   
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2. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 10:15pm UTC
   Before you talk,listen.
   Before you react, think.
   Before you criticize, wait.
   Before you quit,try.
   
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3. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 10:12pm UTC
   Waking up first at a friends house:
   Sits patiently and waits for friend to wake up.
   Waking up first at a best friends house:
   *Smashes with a pillow* woman I want food.
   KARA008 FORMAT.
   
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4. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   Zayn hasn't tweeted in 7 days.
   Someone should check on him in that bath,
   You know, he can't swim.
   
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5. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   You make me smile,
   WITHOUT EVEN TRYING ♥
   
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6. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   Dear diary,
   I saw him this morning. I have no idea why my
   heart beats so fast whenever I'm near him. I cant help myself but melt every time I see his sweet smile. I'm happy every time I see his smile, but I'd be a lot happier if that smile was for me. I want him.
   Dear diary,
   I saw her again today. I don't know why I'm always nervous when I meet her. I always hide this weird feeling by smiling to my friends. Honestly that smile is for her, not my friends. I want her.
   
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7. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 2:04pm UTC
   nmq : nmf
   When you see a
   fish
   tank:
   Start identifying all the
   Finding Nemo Characters
   
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8. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 11:37am UTC
   Remember "Boo" from Monsters inc?
   Yeah, so in Toy Story 3,
   Boo reappears as a toddler in the daycare.
   MIND=BLOWN
   
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9. StephanieMalik
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 11:32am UTC
   Locking Your Pet
   in your room, to make it spend
   q u a l i t y t i m e
   W i t h Y o u ♥
   
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10. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 11:29am UTC
    YOU'VE CAT TO BE
    KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW
    F A V E I F Y O U G E T I T
    
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11. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    I f I have 10 chocholate cakes,
    And someone asks me for 1, How many chocolate cakes do I have left?
    Thats right, 10.
    
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12. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    I remember that fight 2.30am,
    cause everything was slipping
    right out of our hands, i ran out
    crying and you followed me out
    into the street. Braced myself for
    the goodbye, cause that's all i've
    ever know. Then you took me by
    surprise, you said;
    "I'll never leave you alone."
    
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13. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:43pm UTC
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    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq
    
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14. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Google
    Perfection
    Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
    Did you mean: Zayn Malik
    credit to PaperLung
    
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15. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    PLAYING WITH A GIRLS
    feelings is ugly, If you don't want to
    be with her, just tell her.
    Don't lie to her
    -Zayn Malik
    -OneDirection
    
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16. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote. ♥
    
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17. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    its you & me
    and all other people and i dont know why
    i cant keep my eyes off of you [♥]
    
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18. StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 1:25am UTC
    i bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about.
    & she's got everything i have to live without.
    
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