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StartingOver

1. StartingOver
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   April 14, 2013 8:59am UTC
   Big opinion question, but who do you think is the most witty famous?
   
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2. StartingOver
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   April 27, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   Guy Friend: So, I like you.
   Me: Cool. I like cheese.
   
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3. StartingOver
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   Me: I should go on a diet.
   Me: *eats cake*
   Me: *eats dounut*
   Me: *eats burger*
   Me; *eats ice cream*
   Me: *eats cookie*
   Me: *eats a piece of lettuce*
   Me: Well that should all balance out, right?
   
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4. StartingOver
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   April 27, 2012 2:35pm UTC
   School uses a lot of paper. Paper comes from trees. Trees give us oxygen.
   Oh great, the teachers are trying to kill us.
   
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5. StartingOver
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   April 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   Me: *walks into school*
   Me: So when can I leave?
   
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6. StartingOver
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   April 26, 2012 2:58pm UTC
   Me: I'm actually satisfied with my life right now.
   People: We're gonna be annoying!
   School: Here, do these 489456 projects!
   Face: Now looks like a good time to grow pimples!
   Mother Nature: It's time for your monthly gift!
   Me: Ha, nevermind.
   
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7. StartingOver
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   April 18, 2012 3:02pm UTC
   Ohana means family.
   Family means nobody gets left behind.
   ♥
   
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