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StarVega97

Status: My intelligence is like my iPad. I dont have an iPad.

Member Since: 25 Jul 2012 10:37am

Last Seen: 1 Oct 2012 03:28pm

Location: The Land of Understand

Gender: F

user id: 320265

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Made in Mummy's belly :P
Arent we all?

Anyways I think my fav quote I have done is the justin bieber one and the radio.
That's been favorited alot.

Thanks to my followers
But dont become stalkers...
And thanks to people who favorited my things!

StarVega97
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 3:11pm UTC

-Inspired
Me: happy birthday bro, i got you this.
Bro Friend: Oh really? Aww you didnt have to!
Me: i didnt? *Unwraps pogostick and rides away*
Lesson: SHUT UP AND TAKE IT!

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StarVega97
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Dear witty users,
Please dont make big quotes. I mean big big. Because...
1) It hurts my head
2) I have to scroll all the way down
3) I dont care and won't read it.
4) I'll get a chair and if you know me and my
quotes, You know what I'll do.
Happy days :)

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StarVega97
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:49pm UTC

When TV show people say they're pregnant...
Normal people: Wow, I feel so happy for her, Seems great!
Me: ...My thoughts will not be unseen...better go wash my eyes out...

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StarVega97
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Since when did
Halloween become
National Dress Like
A Hooker Day ?
So you're telling me, Superman or A ghost are hookers?

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StarVega97
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:37pm UTC

(Me just strolling around and suddenly, a wild conversation appears!)
Girl: Is she okay?
Me: Yup.
Girl: Did I ask you?
Me: This question, yes.
GENIUS

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC

-True Story on Facebook, By friend
Lets call the girl idk Girl and my friend Bobette.
Girl's status (idk her): Love is ever lasting <3
Bobette: Really?
Girl: Yeah
Bobette: last time I checked, I saw your mother divorced Steve 3 months ago...
LIKE A BOSS

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Looking through my profile...
*last seen 7 minutes ago*
O_O
I'm just going to close my door...
And shut my curtains...
And probably lock myself in a box...

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 2:00pm UTC

This is the Grammar and
Punctuation police!
Dear internet users.
If you use you're when saying things like:
"Wow I Love you're..."
Then you're doing it wrong.
So use your or you're correctly
Or i'll come over and slap you with a chair.
Thanks.

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 1:56pm UTC

"Squidward! Everyone knows I'm a sponge, I look nothing like a balloon..."
-Spongebob
Oh Spongebob!

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 7:18am UTC

This happend to my friend over in the U.S.A -_-
She sung and asked her friends if she was good.
They all smiled badly and went Ofcorse! and junk.
She entered a talent show.
Guess who lost?
To make it worse, It was her towns talent show...

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:12pm UTC

*Adding new quote*
For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
What if you dont love cats...
*Reading rules*
*One day later, ban*

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:09pm UTC

True Story.
*I've always hated Justin Bieber (Sorry Bieber fans, please look away) and my friends and me say they will always hate him*
1 week later...
Friend: Lookie my new wriggle bands (Shape bands)
Me: Cool, Which are these 2?
Friend: A shape on justin bieber and a shape that says I <3 JB
Please hit me as hard as you can.

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But im a creeper
So hug me maybe?
*Evil Laughing*
Minecraft fans will get it,

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 2:59pm UTC

I hate this...
What happens:
*Friend sings really really good*
Me: Good!
Friend: I'm terrible.
Me: No you're not!
Friend: Yes I am.
*Me just silent and looks away*
What I want to happen:
*Friend sings really really good...Again*
Me: Good!
Friend: I'm terrible.
me: No you're really good!
Friend: No I am not...
Me: yes you are.
Friend: No Im-
Me: Look if you will carry on, I will throw you in a bin to Hollywood so you can sing and I will prove you're good. It's not like I give you compliments anyways!!

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 2:51pm UTC

This really happened to me today -_-
Teacher: What do you like? And say it in French.
Me; J'adore Dubstep. (Love Dubstep....)
*Whole class looks at me*
Friend whispers: What is Dubstep?
*Everyone looks confused and looks at me like I have no life*
Me:......Normal people e_e.....
SO never say awesome things in class, Normal people can't handle it.

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 2:45pm UTC

True Story :3
Facebook status: What's wrong with Justin Bieber? He has awards, fame, money...What do you have?
Me: Talent.

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StarVega97
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 2:36pm UTC

One day I'm like:
I know I'll write a diary!
Carries on for the next 2 or 3 days...
I'll do it tomorrow.
Whoops forgot, Tomorrow!
Next thing you know,
Your diary is never touched again.
Forever Alone Diary.

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StarVega97
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I just hate the moment
When your friends say they'll always hate Justin Bieber
And then 1 month later
A justin bieber song comes on the radio
And they get up and dance to it.
And the worst part is
They dance really good

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StarVega97
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 8:06pm UTC

I love my life
I have everything
Need nothing else.
Im complete...
...
...
Im hungry now.

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StarVega97
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Hmm according to my profile,
When I view it
It says I am failing at something because next to Gender it says F...

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