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SquishyTrish03

1. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2009 1:57pm UTC
   What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
   You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
   
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2. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2009 8:55pm UTC
   I wish you were here.
   ...in my room.
   ...on my bed.
   ...with the lights off.
   ...under the blankets...
   TO SHOW YOU MY NEW GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH!!
   
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3. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2009 8:51pm UTC
   Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
   To see the expression on its face!!
   
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4. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2009 8:46pm UTC
   How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
   Well, that depends how hard you throw them.
   
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5. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2009 11:19am UTC
   how do you make a dead baby float?
   Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
   
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6. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2009 10:58am UTC
   Whats the difference between chopping up babies.
   and chopping up onions?
   no one cries when you chop up the babies!
   
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7. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2009 10:50am UTC
   Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies...and a corvet?
   um. i dont have a corvet in my garage.
   
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8. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2009 10:46am UTC
   how do you get a dead baby in a bowl?
   grind it up in a blender and pour it in there.
   how do you get the dead baby out?
   a tostito chip.
   
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9. SquishyTrish03
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2009 10:39am UTC
   how does a chicken cross the road...?
   -he crosses it.-
   well, how does a dead baby cross the road?
   [[staple]] it to the chicken!
   
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10. SquishyTrish03
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2009 9:47pm UTC
    ♥a peach is a peach♥
    ♥a plum is a plum♥
    a kiss isn't a kiss
    without some [[tounge]]
    so open your mouth
    -close- your eyes
    and give your tounge
    ♥some exercise♥
    
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11. SquishyTrish03
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 9:02pm UTC
    word is bond:;
    we roll in mad deep.
    
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12. SquishyTrish03
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 12:41pm UTC
    friendship is like peeing on yourself;;
    everyone can see it,
    but only you feel the warm feeling that it brings.
    
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