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SpiderPig123

1. SpiderPig123
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2009 11:05pm UTC
   Im NOT random
   i just have many...
   oh look a rainbow!
   
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2. SpiderPig123
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2009 10:28pm UTC
   You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
   
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3. SpiderPig123
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   February 9, 2009 10:26pm UTC
   Inside every older person is a younger person
   wondering what the HECK happened
   
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4. SpiderPig123
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   February 9, 2009 10:24pm UTC
   A birthday is just the first day.
   Of another 365-day journey around the sun.
   Enjoy the trip.
   
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5. SpiderPig123
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   February 9, 2009 10:08pm UTC
   You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through
   peanut butter
   
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6. SpiderPig123
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   February 9, 2009 10:06pm UTC
   I can please only one person per day.
   Today is not your day.
   And tomorrow isn't looking so good either
   
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7. SpiderPig123
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   February 9, 2009 10:03pm UTC
   It matters not whether you win or lose;
   what matters is whether I win or lose
   
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8. SpiderPig123
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   January 29, 2009 10:36pm UTC
   Peace.Love.Twilight.
   
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9. SpiderPig123
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   January 25, 2009 6:40pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   Faces like yours,
   Belong in a zoo,
   Now dont be too mad,
   I will be there too,
   Not in a cage,
   But laughing at you
   
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10. SpiderPig123
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    January 19, 2009 7:38pm UTC
    ooo Colorss!
    
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11. SpiderPig123
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    January 19, 2009 7:36pm UTC
    pshhh.. i was uncool befrore being uncool... was COOL
    
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12. SpiderPig123
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    January 6, 2009 9:02pm UTC
    Im a Pro.....
    At pretending to be ninja! =)
    
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13. SpiderPig123
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    January 4, 2009 10:26pm UTC
    got your run-away smile
    in my piggybank baby
    gonna cash in right in
    for a new mercedes
    
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14. SpiderPig123
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    January 4, 2009 10:06pm UTC
    and if your parents look at you funny
    you know you did your job well!
    
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15. SpiderPig123
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    January 4, 2009 9:12pm UTC
    me without you
    is like a shoe with no laces
    a geek with no braces
    asentencewithnospaces
    
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16. SpiderPig123
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    December 31, 2008 1:40am UTC
    Even though your heart is on the left.......it's always right :]
    
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17. SpiderPig123
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    December 30, 2008 5:21am UTC
    CrazyThingsYouProblyDidntKnow;#13
    When you visit bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc.,
    how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall
    is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror??
    Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface
    and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,
    then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail,
    then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror
    
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18. SpiderPig123
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    December 30, 2008 5:19am UTC
    CrazyThingsYouProblyDidntKnow;#12
    The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
    
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19. SpiderPig123
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    December 30, 2008 5:17am UTC
    CrazyThingsYouProblyDidntKnow;#11
    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
    
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20. SpiderPig123
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    December 30, 2008 5:15am UTC
    CrazyThingsYouProblyDidntKnow;#10
    The youngest pope was 11 years old
    
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