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  1. Nylia Nylia
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:09am UTC
    Brother: Mommy im bleeding i need a bandaid
    Mommy: Sorry sweety we dont have any
    Brother: Yes we do, There's s some right their
    (points at Maxi Pads)
    Me: yep those are bandaids alright ,there just not for you
    Brother: Shut up,I was talking to mommy. Mommy you will let me use them right?
    Mommy:.................

  2. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    i just want a cute boy that lets me listen
    to his music and wear his clothes
    and fall asleep on his chest.
    i have earned this s.hit by now
    where is my cute boy.

  3. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    When the rain is blowing your face
    And the whole world is on your case
    I could offer you a warm embrace
    To make you feel my love
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    Format by Breeze

  4. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    I'm not a fool
    I just love that you're dead inside♥

  5. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    I sit and wonder
    is it her he wants
    {Or me he needs}

  6. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    BEFORE
    B-E-F-O-R-E
    NOT B4.
    WE SPEAK ENGLISH
    NOT BINGO

  7. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    i dont hate you.
    its just that....
    okay.
    nevermind.
    i hate you

  8. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Doing something weird and thinking
    "Yep. This is why im single"

  9. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    They say i cant last a day in the
    real world...
    I say you wouldnt survive a night in mine.

  10. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    Valentines day
    aint nobody time for that
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    *random person and i talking*
    Person- "what do you like to do for fun?"
    Me-"Well, sometimes when im bored, i ball up on the kitchen floor and pretend im a crumb."

  12. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    when i order a pizza~
    right before closing the door i yell, "Pizza's here!!"
    into my EMPTY apartment so the delivery guy doesnt think ALL that pizzas for me. ~FOREVER ALONE~

  13. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    *nerd guys phone rings*
    Jock-"who was that, your girlfriend?"
    *everyone laughs*
    Nerd-"Nope it was yours."
    *Dead silence*

  14. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:53am UTC
    When a website asked if i read all the terms
    and conditions
    AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!

  15. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:59am UTC
    *i walk past my mom*
    Mom- "what does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?"
    Me- "i dont know, love you, talk to you later"
    Mom- "Okay. Ill ask your sister"

  16. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Hate is a stonge word.
    I prefer strongly dislike.(;

  17. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    They say i cant last a day in the real world,
    I say you wouldnt survive in mine.

  18. SpicyBrown SpicyBrown
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Im tired. im tired of all my friends cutting. im tired of them telling me and making me cry bc i care about them that much. Almost HALF of my cut. im just done. i cant take them cutting anymore and leaving me with the guilt that if they go too far. i try to help them. i try so hard. but the still do it.Your still living everyday and that means that theres something out there waiting for you. And you dont need to take that away.
    i love you guys so much.
    Please just stop.

  19. OFWFKTA OFWFKTA
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:27am UTC
    My life with hooligans
    chapter 1
    I couldn't believe my eyes. I was on my way with my best friend, Katey, to Australia. We had a vlog channel on Youtube and we did some pretty crazy stuff, but we sand too. We had a passion for it. Though we weren't that too great at it, we just sang for the fun of it.
    But we decided to spend some time in Australia. Just to visit a continent that gets some what of a lot of praise. So instead of doing our fun videos in California, we're going to film them in the sunny place called Melbourne.
    Getting off a 16 hour plane was the most relaxing thing to do. Katey and I were ablie to watch some seasons of Fresh Prince. We agreed that it was the best show ever and whoever disagreed was a trash can, because we're random like that.
    When we landed at the airport, Katey and I rushed to get our things and make our war to the house we were renting. We made our way through the thick crowd of people and got tothe luggage claim. We waited a few moments and our vibrant suitcases appeared.
    Her's being a bright blue and mine a bold orange, we rolled them our of the airport to the taxi we managed to catch just in time. We put the cases in the trunk of the taxi we managed to catch just in time. We put the cases in the runk and slid carefully onto the seats. I told the driver the address and he soon drove us to our destination.
    a/n
    This a Janoskians Fanfic.
    Story is dedicated to Kriss. (you know who you are)
    k bye
    Oh and listen to OFWGKTA

  20. guyscanbebrokentoo guyscanbebrokentoo
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    You should never go back to your ex,
    it's like reading a book over and over again
    and expecting a different ending

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