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  1. OFWFKTA OFWFKTA
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    My life with hooligans
    chapter 4
    "Hi we're the Janoskians." Five boys said.
    "I'm Teddy." Teddy said.
    Then they looked at us. We never really called ourselves anything.
    So Katey came up with some at the very moment.
    "And we're the...." Katey started.
    "The dancers." I said seducingly. And I walked by the awkwardly raising my arms up.
    And at the moment everyone cracked up.
    "And today we're doing the raw egg challenge." Teddy tried to make out.
    "Due to the amount of people we'll be working in teams." Beau said.
    "Team Spongebob are Luke and Mac." Beau said. "Team Red are Teddy and I. Team Monkey are Skip and Katey. and Team Loser are Jai and James."
    "NOW WE'RE BEGINNING WITH TEAM MONKEY!!" Beau screamed.
    They ate 31 eggs.
    Team Red was next they ate 47.
    Team Loser went and they ate 39.
    Then Luke and I went. I kept eating eggs, even eggs shells if they were in there. I gagged a few times. Luke was on the verge of puking when we got to 36. I grabbed his hand and gave it a squeeze then let go to drink another egg. We got to 43 when I could feel vomit in my throat but I kept it down. I drank 3 more eggs. On my third one Luke was bent over gagging. That's when I grabbed the hood of his jacket and jerked him back up straight; I grabbed his collar of the jacket and stood on my tippy toes to get to his height. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Do not blow this for us. I want to win and you will not lose it for us. Got it?"
    Luke nodded, very frighten by me. And drank more eggs.
    I took in a big breath and drank four more eggs. And that's when we quit. We finished the challenge without puking once.
    When Beau announced that we won. I got really excited and hugged Luke tightly.
    "Aww what a cute couple." Jai teased.
    I let go of Luke and said, "Whatever."
    Now being the winners we got to pelt the losers with the left over eggs. I got Jai in the back of the head, and I swear and never laughed harder in my entire life.
    For that he ran up to me and poked my knee. And I jumped onto his back with my arms around his neck, he kept spinning my around. It was a mess.
    Katey had to pry me off of him. Then after that I threw an egg at Jai. Which he doged and it hit Luke right in the center of his jumper.
    "oh my god Luke, I'm sorry." I said, running over to him.
    "It's fine." He said, taking off his jumper to reveal his perfectly toned abs.
    Katey walked up behind me and whisper very quietly, "Lady b0ner."
    I grabbed Katey's arm and walked back slowly.
    "I think it's time to go home." I told her.
    "I agree, how should we put it to them?" Katey said, glancing over to them.
    "PARTY AT OUR HOUSE!!!" I yelled.
    They all looked at us at I complained, "You guyssss it's hot out hereee."
    Then they all just laughed at we started to walk back to our house, but Beau decided otherwise. He got into his car and drove super slowly to the pace we were walking at. So I walked over the moving car and jumped on top of it. I planked on it. Then I laid there doing a s3xy pose.
    "Take your bracelets off!!" Katey yelled.
    "Katey you naughty girl, it's not even Tuesday!" I laughed.
    Luke and Jai looked at us weirdly.
    "Are you guys, uh, you know..." Jai started.
    "No." I said firmly, knowing exactly what he meant.
    "Good." Luke said.
    I moved slowly onto the top of the car, Beau still going very slowly, I sat on the top criss crossed my legs, and waved to everyone we passed. I bet they thought I was crazy.
    Well they've just seen a part of me.

  2. OFWFKTA OFWFKTA
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    My life with hooligans
    chapter 3
    And I was driving pretty fast. I liked going fast, it gave me adreneline.
    "Hey Mac, slow down before you kill us." Skip joked.
    "Sorry for going so fast." I said. And dropped my speed to 5 miles per hour.
    The cars behind me honked their horns.
    "Want me to go faster?" I raised an eyebrow over my sunglasses.
    "Please." They all whined. And I sped back up.
    We kept driving for another twenty minutes and they directed me back to the lot.
    Once we got back there. They popped open the truck of the car.
    "There better not be a body there or you can consider this deal off." Katey said, eyeing over to where they were.
    "No, we don't have a dead body, just things for Dare Sundays." Jai told us.
    "What's that?" I asked, leaning over the car.
    "One of our YouTube channels." Beau said.
    "That's cool, we have YouTube channels aswell." Katey said.
    "Yeah, we know who you guys are. Major fans. You girls are so funny." James said.
    "Not to mention good singers." Luke smiled.
    I giggled, "Thanks."
    But what they had in their trunks were cartons of eggs and a few glasses.
    Oh boy, I thought to myself.
    "So what are we doing?" I asked.
    "You girls are going to partner up with one of us or Teddy (who I learned later helped them out with Dare Sundays) with the Raw Egg Challenge." Beau said.
    "Alright, who do we need to be partners with?" I asked.
    "Mac is my partner." Luke declared.
    Skip and Beau laughed.
    "Shut up." Luke snapped.
    "What do we do exactly? In this challenge?" Katey asked.
    "Well you crack an egg in a glass and drink it. Which ever team drinks the most wins." James told us.
    "WHOO!! Let's do this Syllvester Stalone style!!!" I yelled.
    "Calm down Rocky." Katey said, grabbing my shoulder.
    "Sorry, gotta get my protein in Kathy." I laughed.
    The boys just laughed at us.
    "You guys are funny off camera." Jai said.
    "What do you mean? We're just ourselves." Katey said.
    "Really? Not many pretty girls are that funny without quoting something they've seen already." Jai said.
    "Awh you think we're pretty? Well it's all an illusion, we're actually man eating tigers." I joked.
    Jai grappled onto Luke, "Save me Lukey!!"
    "Save yourself." Luke pushed Jai off him.
    "Someone's a little grouchy pants today." I pointed out.
    Everyone except for Luke laughed.
    "I just have a headache." Luke said.
    "I have asprin. If you want some." Katey said.
    "No, I'm fine." Luke didn't take the offer.
    I just rolled my eyes. I hated when guys were rude and had egos. But why would he even want me on his team? Whatever.
    Teddy showed up a few mintues later.
    "Who are they?" He asked, pointing to us.
    "They are some new friends of ours." Jai told him.
    "Are they gonna do Dare Sundays?" Teddy asked.
    "Yeah." Jai said.
    "Good, we need some new compitition, Luke always wins." Teddy said.
    "I don't know, I think Luke and I will beat everyone." I bragged, and pulled Luke by his side closer to me.
    He laid his hand on my waist.
    "Yeah, I think we won't have a problem beating them." Luke agreed.
    "Nahh Katey is gonna wing it and beat everyone." Katey joked.
    We all laughed at her.
    They set up that camera and got into our places.
    a/n
    Janoskians fanfic
    Dedicated to Kris
    Listen to OFWGKTA
    .....
    k bye

  3. OFWFKTA OFWFKTA
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    My life with hooligans
    chapter 3
    part one
    I kept running, until I tripped. How likely of me. And thank god Katey was there, because I had a nice gash in my knee. Blood was just streaming down my leg. I was so terrified that I almost fainted. Thank god for the boys being there, they panicked and drove me to the hospital. My wound took 28 stiches. It was very painful.
    But Katey just laughed at me. I shot her a look and thanked the boys for helping me.
    "Thanks." I told them.
    "No problem." One said with curly hair.
    "What can I give you in return?" I asked them.
    "It's okay." A really tall one said.
    "No, seriously, you helped me." I started. "What can I give you in return?"
    They turned around for a moment and I heard whispers. Then they turned back around and the really tan one said, "You have to hang out with us."
    "Seriously?" I smirked.
    "Yeah."
    "Alright, where are we going then?" I asked.
    "Um...back to the lot." They said.
    I raised my arms up. And nothing happened.
    "Well are you just gonna stand there? Help the crippled." I told them.
    And the guy with the curly hair picked me up bridal style and carried me out of the room.
    We went over to the lady signed out and I sent the hospital bill to my mother, she would understand. And also would call and make sure I was okay. So I made sure my phone was on at all times.
    I loved my Iphone5, I begged my mom to get it for me everyday for an entire month. So when I passed my junior year at my High School, she bought it for me. And it was an early birthday present. My birthday being on June 24, and Katey and I working enough money to go to another continent. My parent's offered to pay for it, but we wanted to do it ourselves. They just gave me a lot of spending money.
    So I came to Aussie with lots of money on my debit card.
    I checked my phone. Zero messages and zero missed calls.
    I was gonna text my friend Kristin and see how her summer vacation was going, but the tan guy took the phone out of my hand and put his contact number in there and took about a dozen selfies.
    I squirmed out of the curly haired guy's arms and he put me down. And I tried to go after the tan guy but I feel down because of my knee. Katey helped me back up and the tan guy came close and smacked his arm and he gave me my phone back.
    But before I got back into their car I asked them their names.
    "Who are you guys?" I requested.
    "I'm Beau." The tan one said.
    "I'm Daniel, but call me Skip." The shortest one said.
    "I'm Luke." The curly haired one said.
    "I'm Jai, and that's spelled J A I, not J A Y." The one that looked exactly like Luke.
    "And I'm James, now who are you?" The tallest one said.
    "I'm Mac and that's Katey." I said.
    "Alright Mac and Katey, get into the car." Beau said.
    I walked over to the driver's side and said, "Alright, but I'm driving."
    "Excuse me?" Beau snapped.
    "Yeah, toss the keys over." I smirked.
    "I don't think so princess." Beau said, and crossed his arms.
    "Then I'll walk." I said, adjusting my backpack and started to cross the street.
    "UGHH fine! I feel like you're one of the girls that always has to get her way." Beau sighed.
    "You have no idea." Katey snickered.
    So they got into the car and I got to drive. I sat on the seat and told Luke who was in the passenger seat to hold my bag and phone and told him he could do whatever with my phone. So as usual he went through all my pictures. I didn't keep any of myself, except for a few when I went out with my family a few times and my mom wanted to get pictures of me and her together.
    And like Beau did took so many selfies and added his number aswell. But I could only glance over at him a few times because I was driving.

  4. OFWFKTA OFWFKTA
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    My life with hooligans
    chapter 2
    We sat in the taxi for what seemed like an hour. Mid-way I put in my earbuds and started to relax to Tyler, The Creator. My life long hero. In my mind I was going along with all the lyrics, I knew them by heart. I glanced over to Katey, she had fallen alseep. I wouldn't blame her. She had to sit next to an annoying twelve year old complaining about how her boyfriend broke up with her. But me on the other hand took some medicine to make me drowsy and was alseep the entire time.
    She was really quiet when she slept, though made the most interesting faces ever. I giggled to myself, but quietly, trying not to wake her.
    "Here's the place." The driver said.
    "Thanks," I smiled. "Here's some money, keep the change." I handed him money that was too much for and thirty minute ride. He thanked me and I shook Katey awake.
    "We're here, wake up." I said in a calming voice.
    Katey then got her bag and we left the taxi. The driver was kind enough to get out of the car and get our suitcases for us. I thanked him and offered to pay him more, but he said it was alright.
    I had a fedish of always giving more to people than what they really needed. But hey, I just liked seeing a smile on everyone's face.
    We rolled our bags to the front door of the house, I took the key I had and unlocked the door. It smelt like a fresh orange-y smell. It felt so much like home. We rolled our bags in and chose our rooms and immediately started to get settled in. The quicker we did the boring stuff the sooner we'd could start filming and doing challenges.
    I rolled my suitcases into a green room, fully furnished, a queen sized bed, and lots and lots of room. I took my laptop and phone and plugged them in. I unzipped my first suitcases and dumped all of my shoes. I brought close to twenty pairs. I went over to what looked like a closet door, but it was a personal bathroom. I walked in and saw that everything was perfect condition. The stainless steel shining perfectly, the black granite was just so unique. The walk in shower had no dirt, and the white marble bathtub what spotless. Best house ever, I thought to myself.
    I stepped out of the bathroom, back into the bedroom and went to the other door, this being the giant walk in closet, with shoe racks that I laid all of shoes gently on. Then finding that they had left hangers for us to use I rolled in my suitcase that had clothes in and hung every piece of clothing that I could managed to hang up. Still leaving quite a bit behind. I put the rest in the wood dresser in the bedroom. Along with my jewlery case.
    Then getting to my hair products and makeup, putting them into the bathroom ever so neatly, then filling up the tub, to take a warm bath. Cleaning myself of filth, it seemed so unneccesary to be dirty in such a wonderful house.
    When I finished my bath I put on some denim shorts, a Frank Ocean sweatshirt, and a pair of black Vans. Then drying my hair, I did a messy flipped pony tail. I put in some bird earrings and an arrow ring that were both a dark silver color. I darkened my eyelashes and swiftly lined my eyes with black. I did this quickly so I could go get Katey and we could be exploring Melbourne. Because that's where we were, Melbourne, Australia.
    I ran out of my room and saw Katey. She was in the same clothes, I don't know why I half expected her to do what I did and take a bath, but hey, my mind was full of things I didn't quite understand.
    "So what do you wanna do?" I asked her.
    "I dunno, Mac, what do you think we should do?" She asked me.
    "Film?" I suggested.
    "Well it is Tuesday..." She laughed.
    "Get the camera, and lemme get my bag and we can go." I told her and ran back into my room.
    Oh, how I adored that room. I wondered if it was forsale, I would actually consider buying a summer home.
    I unplugged my phone and grabbed my Adidas bag and met Katey back in the den.
    It had a high ceiling and was a very plain, but had a bery decorative theme to it.
    We walked out the door and onto the sidewalk. We could hear our shoes patter.
    Katey turned on the camera and I put on my fakest smile, opening up our videos like I normally do, with a creepy/fake smile.
    "Hi guys!!" I screamed into the camera.
    "Guess where we are??" Katey yelled.
    "AUSTRALIA!!" We both screamed in unison.
    We ran and screamed and got into people's way. Trying our best not to laugh. But we had a whole new crowd that wouldn't be use to our stupid ways.
    We kept running until we found a lot that had a tan couch. I saw it and sprinted towards it, Katey did her best to catch up with me with the camera.
    I got up to it and jumped on it. I played music on my phone and had the biggest dance party ever. Doing all the worst dance moves you could think of.
    That is until Katey said my name very slightly.
    "Mac...." She whispered.
    "Kathy, you're ruining my mojo." I told her. I turned around and saw the five most cutest boys ever staring and me and snickering.
    I jumped down off the couch, and sprinted away. Fast as I could. Normally I don't get embarrassed but they were just too cute to see what I was doing. It was just too awkward.
    Can I get an awko taco?
    a/n
    Janoskian fanfic
    Listen to OFWGKTA
    Dedicated to Kriss (you know who are)
    Clothes for the story:
    Mac's: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=76717205
    Katey's: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=76717318
    k bye

  5. OFWFKTA OFWFKTA
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:27am UTC
    My life with hooligans
    chapter 1
    I couldn't believe my eyes. I was on my way with my best friend, Katey, to Australia. We had a vlog channel on Youtube and we did some pretty crazy stuff, but we sand too. We had a passion for it. Though we weren't that too great at it, we just sang for the fun of it.
    But we decided to spend some time in Australia. Just to visit a continent that gets some what of a lot of praise. So instead of doing our fun videos in California, we're going to film them in the sunny place called Melbourne.
    Getting off a 16 hour plane was the most relaxing thing to do. Katey and I were ablie to watch some seasons of Fresh Prince. We agreed that it was the best show ever and whoever disagreed was a trash can, because we're random like that.
    When we landed at the airport, Katey and I rushed to get our things and make our war to the house we were renting. We made our way through the thick crowd of people and got tothe luggage claim. We waited a few moments and our vibrant suitcases appeared.
    Her's being a bright blue and mine a bold orange, we rolled them our of the airport to the taxi we managed to catch just in time. We put the cases in the trunk of the taxi we managed to catch just in time. We put the cases in the runk and slid carefully onto the seats. I told the driver the address and he soon drove us to our destination.
    a/n
    This a Janoskians Fanfic.
    Story is dedicated to Kriss. (you know who you are)
    k bye
    Oh and listen to OFWGKTA

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