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yourcool
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February 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC

If you never jumped from one couch to another
to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

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Alysha_lea
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 1:47pm UTC

More than half of the things we learn at school we dont use in our entire lifetime!

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whitestripes
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 12:46pm UTC

My friends are beautiful.
each and every one of them,
I really hate that they don’t realise it.
So, my gorgeous girls,
this is just to say, you are beautiful.
Inside and out.

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TDollz
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 1:29pm UTC

You Told Me I Had My Eyes Wide Open On Our First Kiss,
You Wouldn't Have Known,
If Your Eyes Werent Closed.

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whitestripes
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February 21, 2012 1:49pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥& When his friends are around,
he still holds my hand and says sweet things.not many boys do that.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Who else wonders why
phineas and ferb's mom buys grocerys' everyday?

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BravoSierra
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February 19, 2012 3:25pm UTC

credittoforgeter
When someone has a nickname
Calling them by their real name sounds weird.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Volleyball is just a more intense version of
"dont let the balloon touch the floor."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Popular Girl is in a relationship with Popular Guy
♥ Today at 1:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
45739 people like this 45641653 comments
You are in a relationship with Amazing Boy
♥ Today at 1:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
1 person likes this
Gee, thanks Mom.

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LilzaxX
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 6:04am UTC

That feeling you get when,
you're about to go to bed and
you realize you have homework.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC

☠☠
Clse your eyes,
*1 New Message*Runs for phone , jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims the Atlantic Ocean, pushes mom out of the way, grabs phone...
"K"  
┌∩┐(¬‿¬)┌∩┐
format by neversaynever16
follow for a follow :)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC

That annoying moment when
you accidentally destroy your paper while erasing.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 8:46am UTC

click to see this quote

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LilzaxX
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 12:14pm UTC

We all have that one friend
who constantly brings up a mistake you made 4 years ago.♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 10:01am UTC

"WHY?!"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
Good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
NOT MY QUOTE

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whitestripes
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 6:15am UTC

And even though it was a dull rainy day,
It was still the most beautiful day ever,
because I was with him.

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Alysha_lea
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 10:00am UTC

People who point at their wrist asking for the time...
Do guys point at their crotch when asking where the toilet is?

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Alysha_lea
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW?
when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, its happiness
if its from the left, its pain.
nmf

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nerdybadger
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 9:15am UTC

*On Fat Booth*
Friend 1: OMG show me the normal one!
Friend 2: That is the normal one.
Oops.

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dancejunkie13
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC

When I paint my nails:
-Ooooh pretty color
-Ughh why can't my hand stay steady?
-Ohmygosh I hate doing my right hand
-Eww I hate that color now. *removes polish*
-Can't...open...polish...nails...are...wet...
-Maybe I should just do fake nails...ehh too much work.
-Urmm.. I kinda forgot to file them..whoops.
-*Painting nails* I think I'm gonna do a pretty design.
-Woahhhh. *Finishes design* That does not look like a flower...
-Almost donee! Don't move your hand, don't move your hand...
-Done! *moves hand* GOD I SMUDGED IT.

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