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SparklingMeh

1. SparklingMeh
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2013 6:08pm UTC
   Today me and my friends were at the mall looking for crushes.
   Me: "He's cute." *Points to guy with light brown skin and green eyes.*
   Alicia: "He is cute!"
   Katie: "Ewww"
   Lea: "What? He's just as cute as that blonde guy over there" *Points to blonde guy with blue eyes.*
   Kate: "No, he's wearing crocs!"
   Me,Alicia,Lea: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
   
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2. SparklingMeh
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   March 10, 2013 12:56am UTC
   Learning to Appear
   Tommorow would be the day. I would finnaly know how it feels to be popular. I would have the clothes, the looks, the attitude. I will have the boys, the parties, and the invitations. Tommorow it would all begin.
   
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3. SparklingMeh
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   March 9, 2013 5:29pm UTC
   So I'm in the highest math class in my grade, and we had a substitute.
   Sub: You guys may work on the homework together.
   Me: Sara! Lets work together!
   Sara:Okay!
   Me and Sara: *Go and sit next to the teachers desk*
   Leana: *Closes the math book* "What would you like me to do since I'm done"
   Me and Sara: *laughing and doing homework and talking*
   Sub: Mya and Sara! You guys should be done by now! Everyone else is done! If you guys were not constantly talking you would be done!
   Me and Sara: *Burst out laughing* We are not done because we're the slowest people in this class! That's why we have to work together!
   
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4. SparklingMeh
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   March 6, 2013 10:24pm UTC
   School dress codes are so stupid.
   Its not like some guy will walk up to me and say
   "That is one mighty fine shoulder!"
   :/
   
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5. SparklingMeh
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   February 23, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   NOSY PEOPLE
   Me:" OH NO! ME IS DYING!"
   Me:" Must dial 911!!!!!"
   Me: *Dials 911*
   Operator: "911, what is your emergency."
   Me: "Well wouldn't YOU like to know!! Hmph"
   ~nigahiga
   
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6. SparklingMeh
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   February 20, 2013 10:12pm UTC
   For half of the year, in science, I could sit in the back corner of class and talk to my friends, and not have to do any homework. So once I was talking to my friend, then the teacher looks at me and says to answer the question. Then suddenly I burst out the correct answer. One of those moments when I'm so proud of myself (*fist poundxD)
   True Story:D
   
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7. SparklingMeh
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2013 8:31pm UTC
   Things Middle Schooler say
   Girl: They re-filled the gatorade machine!!!
   Everyone: *Runs, and Trips over everyone trying to get to the machine.*
   
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8. SparklingMeh
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   February 16, 2013 8:28pm UTC
   Things Middle Schoolers Say
   Boy#1: "If you don't help me I'm going to declare war on you!"
   
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9. SparklingMeh
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   February 16, 2013 8:24pm UTC
   Things Middle Schoolers Say
   Girl to teacher: "I need help!"
   Boy to Girl: 'you do need help, mental help'
   
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10. SparklingMeh
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    February 16, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Things Middle Schoolers Say
    Boy#1: Are Dinosaurs considered mythical?
    
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11. SparklingMeh
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    February 16, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Things Middle Schoolers Say
    Girl#1: "Oh no you DIDN"T!!! Hold my earrings!"
    Girl#2: " Don't act like that Alicia. You were raised better than that."
    Girl#3: "Kayla stop acting like Dr. Phil. And Alicia your not wearing any earrings, and no one said anything to you......
    
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12. SparklingMeh
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    February 16, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    Things Middle Schoolers Say
    Girl to Boy: 'Hey you dropped your pencil'
    Boy to Pencil: 'Long time no see buddy!'
    
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13. SparklingMeh
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    February 16, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Things Middle Schoolers Say
    Sixth Graders: *Giggle and run by*
    7th&8th Graders: I hate 6th graders.
    
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14. SparklingMeh
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    February 16, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Things Middle Schoolers Say
    Girl#1: Why do I have so much homework!
    Me: You don't know what homework is. -_-
    
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15. SparklingMeh
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    February 16, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    Things Middle Schoolers Say
    Kid#1: "What time is it?"
    Kid#2:"*Pops out from nowhere* Adventure Time!!!!"
    
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16. SparklingMeh
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    February 16, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    PITCH PERFECT
    What are you doing????
    Ugghh Horizontal Running
    ~Fat Amy
    
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17. SparklingMeh
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    February 16, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Watching the old cheesy episodes of Zoey 101... A degrassi commercial comes on.
    T.V.: I think I have to tell him
    Me: Tries to fast forward the commercial
    T.V: I'm pregnant
    Me: ?!?!? *Looks at little brother*
    Brother: How is she pregnant? She's only a teen.
    Me: Dammit
    
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