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Sparkles175

  1. XxPizzaManxX XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Wanna know why i'm weird?
    Cause being normal SUCKS!!!!

  2. XxPizzaManxX XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Why do guys assume girls like pink?
    why are guys so stereo typical?
    My favorite color is blue,
    Like water,
    As it glitters in the sun.
    Fracturing the light'
    Until there's a rainbow.
    But blue is lost in the sky.

  3. XxPizzaManxX XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    I'm just gonna bang my head on th keyboard until i get an idea
    yuhy7u7uhyyhu bn y7uhyjugvfdswfdki,mcxnhjvxyhuyhrtfiurenjmvghjkgygffcchuobgdhuxdghndhmuknjvbgycfgtfgcdssftnmjnbgvcxxdgjnhjmhcgh....
    still all out of ideas

  4. XxPizzaManxX XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    So apparently Abe Lincoln is a Vampire slayer.
    What's next?
    George Washington the werewolf hunter?

  5. XxPizzaManxX XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Friends are like gum on the bottom of your shoe
    They stick to you no matter what
    Even when you don't want them to

  6. XxPizzaManxX XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
    Do English professers want to make it look snobby?
    n m f

  7. XxPizzaManxX XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Just close your eyes
    The sun is going down
    You'll be alright
    No one can hurt you now
    Come morning light
    You and i will be safe and sound
    -Taylor Swift

  8. Sparkles175 Sparkles175
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Dont let anyone EVER dull your sparkle!

  9. Sparkles175 Sparkles175
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Did she just...........................................................................................................................................................
    Oh helllllll naw!
    Gurl hold mi earins!

  10. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    "Excuse Drake from doing his homework.
    He twisted his liver.
    He is unable to read, write...
    Or bathe.
    Yours Truely,
    The doctor."
    -Drake & Josh

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    "I'm 14 and my boyfriend is 40, is that bad?"
    ''You spelt dad wrong."

  12. XxPizzaManxX XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    If I told you what you want to hear
    Would you be happy?
    Or would you rather hear the
    Truth?
    T h a t ' s w h a t I t h o u g h t

:)

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