When Zayn calls Justin Bieber:
Justin: *Answers phone* Hello?
Zayn: Uh, hey Justin. It's Zayn from One Direction.
Justin: Oh hey man, I love you band. You guys a gre-
Zayn: Yeah, okay. Cut the sh/t man.
Justin: Wait. What?
Zayn: Just give me my hairstyle back, and we'll pretend none of this ever happened.
~Tumblr.