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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ilove_him
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July 24, 2011 7:03am UTC

i don't understand..
how someone can tell so many lies & never feel bad about it.

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12345girl
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July 20, 2011 12:21pm UTC

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NjAllDayx
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July 20, 2011 11:58am UTC

INHALE LOVEEXHALE HATE♥

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xxCoolTrashxx
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July 20, 2011 7:09am UTC

Watching a movie with someone and saying 'Look it's you' when someone
ugly comes on
♥

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peanut43998
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July 20, 2011 8:34pm UTC

"Hey, did you do the homework?"
"What homework?!"
"The-"
"QUICK, GET ME A PEN!"
Format by Sandrasaurus
notmyquote

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EmzieWemziex
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July 20, 2011 11:44am UTC

Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
Sincerely, curious.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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oursong
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 5:04pm UTC

♥--------------------- ---------
if you can make me
laugh through a text,
you've done good
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-not my format

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Alysssa
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 3:51am UTC

Now it's back to the way we started.
Strangers.

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BooILoveSkittles
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 3:31am UTC

Don't you hate itwhen..
Your chewing on gum and when you open your mouth to talk it falls out.
nmf/idk if my quote

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spencer21
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July 20, 2011 11:44am UTC

Admit it,
we all have tried to do SPONGEBOBS LAUGH, but failed.
♥♥♥

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TheBlondeScene
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 12:28pm UTC

Without my cell phone I wouldn't
1. Know what time it is
2. Be able to solve a math problem
3. Know a single phone number
4. Know the date
5. Be able to text my friend while I'm at their house
6. Take a snap shot at a picture perfect time
7. Be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning
8. Find my way in the dark
♥

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thats_jocked
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July 20, 2011 4:34pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
- Hello? Mom?
- No. This is Lady Gaga.

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lapepe
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July 20, 2011 12:41pm UTC

Fav,[♥]
If you have people's numbers in your phone that you never text/call.

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mattieismegacool
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July 20, 2011 3:56pm UTC

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smileyz316
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July 20, 2011 1:53pm UTC

Don't Like me?
Cool.
Hate me?
Even better.

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itsallgood
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July 20, 2011 11:54am UTC

-----------♥-----------
comment ;your favorite song
favorite ; if you love music
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Jewel
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 9:38am UTC

Drake: What are you smiling about?
Josh: The GREAT Drake! Grounded for two weeks! I love it.
Drake: Yeah, me too.
Josh: Heh?
Drake: Two weeks, laying in bed, no school, playing a little guitar, You bringing me pizza's. Yeah being grounded is ba-a-d.

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briiitttttttany
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July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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