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  1. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    Today i made a set of flashcards.
    that lists every single harry potter spell i could think of. currently 87 flashcards. i will probably add more.
    [am i a nerd or what?]♥
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

  2. xOmeg18xO xOmeg18xO
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Q: How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?
    A: ask Hugh Hefner.

  3. XxSports52xX XxSports52xX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    I've come to the conclusion
    That people suck
    ♥anyone else agree?


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  5. lmclean08 lmclean08
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    I've always wanted a pet unicorn.
    they seem so cool, like hey look at my horn.

  6. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    The awkward moment when Adele is rolling in the shallow..

  7. ImCoolerThanYourMom ImCoolerThanYourMom
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    4 most commen lies.
    1.I'm Fine
    2.I have no more gum.
    3.You will use Alegebra in real life.
    4.I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
    nmf

  8. SMFx27 SMFx27
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    9/11 is the one event
    I don't mind Witty being spammed about.

  9. SMFx27 SMFx27
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    10 years ago sat a four-year-old girl watching her cartoons early in the morning.
    When her mom changed the channel on her, she grew upset, but was even more astounded by what she saw on her television screen; planes flying into towers willed with smoke and fire.
    She will never forget watching her mom sitting on the couch next to her, crying as if there was no longer light.
    Now she looks at her mother with confidence in her eyes that nothing like that will ever happen again.
    For that day made America a stronger nation which proudly lets those stars and stripes free.
    Nothing will ever make up for all the lives lost on that day, but all those innocent people are resting peacefully now.
    Today sits a fourteen-year-old girl watching the ten year anniversary of a tragic day overwhelmed with emotions that something as terrible as this could have taken place.
    Watching those towers crumble to the ground and jumpers jumping to their death, she realizes what actually happened when she was too little to completely understand.
    I am that girl and I can never forget that day.
    God bless all the families that lost loved ones during that horrific event.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. cvnt* cvnt* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    I finally met a boy
    that makes me smile, that's never made me sad. He makes me laugh,
    I never think of you. Too bad he's so much older than me, and next
    year he'll be gone. Too bad that when I think of him, I'll still think of
    you, too. I met a boy I'm happy around, and I'm still friends with you.
    Too bad that just like you, he'll never think of me like that. I guess
    it's a good thing he doesn't mean as much to me. This boy is honest,
    he makes me think. He's funny, but serious. He's funnier than you,
    he's even smarter, I'm sure. I finally met a boy I like, that isn't you.
    But that's the worst part. I met a boy, he'll just never be you.

  12. NinjaahEmi NinjaahEmi
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    FACT
    I could be naked right now, and you wouldn't even know ♥

  13. MandaBaby1996 MandaBaby1996
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Today i Found Out im Pregnant... im 15 & i am With The Father. Crazy Thing is i Didnt Cry... im Still Alittle Shocked :/ i Know Teenage Pregnancy is not easy. But i Believe Every Child is A Blessing. i Will Be Blogging About My Pregnancy For The Next 9 Months <3 Thanx For You Supports Or Comments. i Would Really Apperciate Any Advice, Experiences? i WILL finsh Highschool & Acheive My Goals, So Please Don't Bring Any Negitivty Into This.

  14. keepmynameoutyourmouth keepmynameoutyourmouth
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Yeah I Wanna Die
    Give Me A Blade Nd
    Let Me Die Slowly ..

  15. Meggybear5 Meggybear5
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    cause when your fifteen and somebody tells you they love you;;
    your gonna' believe them... <'3

  16. xokendraxo14 xokendraxo14
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN;
    Lady Gaga accepts the Best Female Award dressed as a man

  17. xokendraxo14 xokendraxo14
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    Me behave?
    Seriously?
    As a child a saw Tarzan almost naked,
    Cinderella didn't arrive home until after midnight,
    Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman
    drove over 200 miles per hour, Snow White
    lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a
    pipe and had tattoos, Pac-man ran around to
    digital music while eating pills that enhanced his
    performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were
    mystery solving hippies who always had the
    munchies.
    THE FAULT IS NOT MINE
    BLAME CHILDHOOD♥
    nmq

  18. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    9.11.01
    Lives were lost
    Brothers and sisters
    Mothers
    Fathers
    Grandparents
    Children
    Even the heroes didn't make it.
    9.11.01
    The day scarred the hearts of everyone.
    No one was unaffected by it.
    9.11.01
    The day is long gone
    The lives were lost
    But none of it will ever be
    Forgotten.
    Click the heart if you will never forget♥

  19. crazychick4ever crazychick4ever
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    me seeing all the quotes top quotes are all about 9/11 .why did those stupid terrorists have to come to America and bring us to our knees. this has made such a sad day that innocent lives where lost. complete strangers risked their lives to help complete strangers. we are not just nation. we are one big family .they thought we would fall down ,our country would crumble to pieces but no we just got stronger. i don't want faves. but all i ask is please just take a moment to remember those many lives that were lost those little girls and boys without fathers and mothers if you red though this thank you thank you so so so much. i love you all. take a moment to pray. i think of the people are'nt as lucky as me to have a mom and a dad. that will be there for me when i need them and don't, i love you mommy and daddy eo1juil;et


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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