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sayXwhat
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December 7, 2011 9:52pm UTC

Dear Kristen Stewart,
You never lose at poker ,do you?

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Society_kills
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December 7, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Society is ugly
your not
im here if you need to vent

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iCourtney
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December 7, 2011 9:42pm UTC

"I Sell Drugs To Fat People"
Sounds so much better than "I work at McDonald's".

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snowboarder97
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December 7, 2011 9:39pm UTC

im such a good actress I even had myself fooled that Im happy. </3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iamadinosaur
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December 7, 2011 2:26pm UTC

After a date.
Boy: I’ve had the time of my life
Girl: Me too
Boy: And I’ve never felt this way before.
Girl: Me too
Boy: I swear this is true.
Girl: *smiles*
Boy: And I owe it all to you. *looks at girl*
Girl: Aww! You’re so sweet. I lo-
Boy: DIRTY BIT! *starts to break dance in the street*
Girl: ...

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ImmaBeWitty
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December 7, 2011 2:59pm UTC

nmf
Alarm clocks:
cause everyday should start with a heart attack..
nmf.nmq

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erikaajaguarr96
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December 7, 2011 3:21pm UTC

Sometimes, It's Smart To Ask Someone
about something you already know
just to see if they tell you the truth.

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Kara724
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December 7, 2011 4:53pm UTC

The 4 stages in life:
1.) You beileve in Santa Claus.
2.) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3.) You are Santa Claus.
4.) You look like Santa Claus.

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shestooyoungforyoubro
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December 7, 2011 5:23pm UTC

3 words, 8 letters, say it and
I'm yours. 'I got food'

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Nigel9086
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December 7, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Did anyone else;
feel like crying after watching that video about Jonah getting bullied?
♥

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hellokittylove
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December 7, 2011 6:51pm UTC

That awkward moment when your yelling at someone and you mess up a word.. that ruins the seriousness..

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misscrazy33
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December 7, 2011 8:01pm UTC

practicing your signature
just incase you become famous

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QuQu101
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December 7, 2011 6:43pm UTC

You know you have a good life when
you're horrible at fake smiling.

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trixie0504
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December 7, 2011 7:09pm UTC

FAVORITE IF
-you and your bestfriends can say one word, or look at eachother and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
<3 My Life

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KatieeRenee
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December 7, 2011 7:50pm UTC

PLAYBOY CALLED.
They want their shorts back.

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