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Member Since: 8 May 2011 11:29pm

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Hey (: the name would be Kara
I'm 16 years old
I love meeting new people (:
If you're nice to me then I'll be nice to you!
Follow me and I will follow you (:

Kara724
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 8:55pm UTC

When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!
;)

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Kara724
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February 5, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Kara724
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January 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

A bus staion is where a bus stops
A train station in where a train stops
on my desk, I have a work station

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Kara724
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Dormitory: when you rearrange the letters: Dirty room
Presbyterian: when you rearrange the letters: Best in prayer
Astronomer: when you rearrange the letters: Moon starer
Desperation: when you rearrange the letters: A rope ends it
The eyes: when you rearrange the letters: They see
The morse code: when you rearrange the letters: Here come dots
Slot machines: when you rearrange the letters: Cash lost in me
Election results: when you rearrange the letters: Lies- le'ts recount
Snooze alarms: when you rearrange the letters: Alas! No more z's
A decimal point: when you rearrange the letters: I'm a dot in place
Eleven plus two: when you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one

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Kara724
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Teacher
(noun)
A person who helps you solve problems you wouldn't have without them

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Kara724
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 9:24pm UTC

You this read wrong
;)

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 8:37pm UTC

Christmas has been cancelled
I told santa I have been good this year.
He died laughing.

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 8:23pm UTC

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for a
good one because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead they just
get the rotten apples from the ground that
aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the
top think something is wrong with them
when in reality they are amazing. they
just have to wait for the right boy to
come along. The one who's
brave enough to
climb all the
way up to
the top of
the tree

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 11:50am UTC

I'm a good enough person to forgive you
but not stupid enough
to trust you again

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 1:36pm UTC

That awkard moment
when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have.

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 6:26pm UTC

To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 10:23pm UTC

Dear pinocchio,
so all I have to do is lie?
-Voldemort

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 9, 2011 9:54pm UTC

Fave this if you want a witty best friend as much as I do! (:
Comment if you want to be mine!

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 9:54pm UTC

Do you want to know a difference between school and life?
In school you are taught a lesson, and then given a test.
In life you are given a test that teaches you a lesson.

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Kara724
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December 7, 2011 4:57pm UTC

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 4:53pm UTC

The 4 stages in life:
1.) You beileve in Santa Claus.
2.) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3.) You are Santa Claus.
4.) You look like Santa Claus.

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 4:29pm UTC

Fave if you remember,
Yo mama's so fat, she more chins than a chinese phone book.

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Kara724
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 10:53pm UTC

Instead of going to the top quotes right away, I look at the newest quotes, so maybe other people can get a chance to have a top quote.