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Soccerlover2

1. Soccerlover2
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   When you see a cute couple holding hands, and you look at your own and your holding a bag of chips...
   
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2. Soccerlover2
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 6:23pm UTC
   People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
   ~Winnie The Pooh
   
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3. Soccerlover2
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   April 25, 2012 9:02pm UTC
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   Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos...
   nmq
   
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4. Soccerlover2
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   Don't be rasict
   be like a PANDA
   BLACK, WHITE, AND ASAIN
   
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5. Soccerlover2
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 2:52pm UTC
   Most people act crazy because of love.
   I'm just crazy period, no love needed.
   
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6. Soccerlover2
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   I know I'm beautiful
   but when there's other people around, it's a completely different story.
   
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7. Soccerlover2
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 11:19pm UTC
   Don't you hate it when you'll spend forever on a quote and get like wicked excited for it...and then you get like 5 favs
   
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8. Soccerlover2
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 11:07pm UTC
   Dear whats his face,
   I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH A SERIOUS CONDITION....
   It is called lonliness
   and your love is the only cure.
   Please help stop the spreding of this disease by loving me back. You'd be saving one girls perfectly good heart.
   
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9. Soccerlover2
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   Is it just me
   or does is seem outrages how many One Direction quotes there are...
   do you guys just like stalk them and then write down everything they say?
   Just curious....
   
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10. Soccerlover2
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    I hate it how
    because you glob on tons of makeup you're drop dead
    gorgeous...
    and because I don't, I'm butt ugly.
    
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11. Soccerlover2
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    me: Heyyy, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    stranger: Umm, no?
    me:
    stranger:
    me: Oh, well enought to break the ice. Hi, I'm Desiree.
    
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12. Soccerlover2
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    Dear cough syrup creators,
    You have no idea what actual fruit tastes like.
    Sincerely,
    Sick people everywhere
    
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