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Smokydragon

1. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 9:30am UTC
   What is easier to look after?
   Four baby dragons, or one evil baby?
   Favourite for dragons
   COMMENT FOR EVIL BABY
   I need to know.
   NMF
   
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2. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 11:03am UTC
   &+I bet he does'nt even not ice when
   I stare. ♥♥♥
   
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3. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 3:58pm UTC
   my brother sat through
   Alvin and the Chipmunks with me,
   I know no one else who would do that
   nmf
   ♥
   
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4. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 3:52pm UTC
   all i want
   is a guy,
   who is willing to watch
   Alvin and the Chipmunks with me
   ♥♥♥
   
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5. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 3:47pm UTC
   Haters are funny people
   THEY WRITE WHATEVER THEY WANT,
   knowing they'll get hate,
   >>>but not caring because they like to see the
   >>>reaction.
   nmq
   
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6. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 3:43pm UTC
   Just watchin' someone
   put up a quote saying:
   'YOU'RE FAT'
   and automatically knowing
   that they're gonna get some hate.
   ♥♥♥
   NMF
   
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7. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 3:19pm UTC
   you know all those quotes about
   'You're beautiful'
   Makes me think 'who said we're not?'
   nmf
   ♥
   
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8. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 3:05pm UTC
   ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
   When I married
   Mr. Right,
   I didn't realise
   that his first name was
   Always.
   nmf
   ♥
   ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
   
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9. Smokydragon
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 2:35pm UTC
   13th of June
   Any birthday twins?
   
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10. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    "I kinda liked him better when he was unconscious
    ~Alvin and the Chipmunks
    
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11. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:38pm UTC
    who cares what the haters say?
    Inside is a little girl trying to crawl out.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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12. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    ♥♥
    Clicking the ♥ is just like saying,
    "Me too"
    ♥♥
    NMF/NMQ
    
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13. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    just a city boy;
    BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
    He took the midnight train going anywhere
    ♥
    
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14. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    just a small town girl;
    LiVING IN A LONELY WORLD
    she took the midnight train going anywhere
    ♥
    
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15. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:53am UTC
    "I don't want someone who hopes that they
    could wake up some day and be in love with me. I want someone who loved me form the start"
    
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16. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:01am UTC
    Sitting in a children's playground on your own,
    when you see a lady walk out of the apartment block,
    come straight over to you and ask:
    "Hey, have you got a lighter?"
    
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17. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:36am UTC
    I put my brother's name as God on my contacts. I was texting him. This was his reply:
    "If you reply to this text, I will cut your face off with a blunt screwdriver, shove your face down your neck, pull your face out of your butt, sew your neck up rip it open again and shoot you in the chest with a double-barrelled shotgun before burning your mangled corpse."
    Don't you just LOVE my brother?
    NMF
    
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18. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:30am UTC
    Does anyone else get paranoid when...
    A bunch of people start laughing, and,
    one of them is looking in your direction.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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19. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:11am UTC
    When a guy tells you
    THAT
    you should go to an athletics club, it's usually an insult.
    
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20. Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:59am UTC
    And who else,
    says b-e-a-u-ti-ful when
    trying to spell beautiful,
    after watching
    Hannah Montana?
    
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