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Smokydragon

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Member Since: 29 Jan 2011 08:03am

Last Seen: 19 Feb 2013 03:27pm

user id: 149708

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  1. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:47pm EST
    So our next album cover is of a Africain-American woman in wedding dress and veil. It'll say:,
    Black Veil Brides.
    What did you think it meant?
    -Andy Biersack.
    nmf

  2. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 11:35am EST
    stop with the swearing.
    one day when you're a parent. your child becomes a teenager, they're going to go through problems. some they can't talk to you about. and if they don't have witty, like you did, the result will be death, suicide. stop the swearing for you son, for your daughter. stop swearing
    for your children.

    Format credit to PruMama

  3. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 3:41pm EST
    I cried on new years day,
    I got my period. Bad sign for 2012.

  4. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:45am EST

    NOW PANIC
    AND
    FREAK
    OUT.
    myformat(:

  5. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:02am EST
    Fav e if your name is listed below
    UNICORN NINJA
    COMMENT IF YOUR NAME ISN'T THERE

  6. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:34am EST
    This year for Christmas
    I just want to be happy.

  7. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 3:00pm EST
    click to see this quote

  8. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 2:46pm EST
    So, my friend told him
    how I feel.
    ►HE DOESNT FEEL THE SAME WAY◄
    NMF format by ThatsSoMeee ♥

  9. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 1:12pm EST
    I want my best friend to
    live in my tow n
    So I can say
    that I actually
    have a
    best friend
    and believe
    it ♥
    love you maxxy

  10. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 7:08am EDT
    For Breast cancer awarness month....
    The male teachers of my school,
    are growing mostouches.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    (I MAY HAVE SPELLED WORDS WRONG. ITS NOT MY STRONG POINT.)

  11. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:16pm EDT
    when your wearing
    like 4 pads when you're on your period,
    because it just keeps
    P
    O
    U
    R
    I
    N
    G
    out.

  12. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 4:22pm EDT
    And I wonder what colour a Smurf goes when we choke it?
    - Russell Howard.
    NMF

  13. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 12:41pm EDT
    I ' m n o t d r u n k , I ' m j u s t h o l d i n g o n t o t h e l a w n s o I d o n ' t f a l l o f f t h e e a r t h .
    nmf/nmq

  14. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:04pm EDT
    &+ Today, He Accidently Touched My Arm For Like, Five Seconds...
    I Know, Not The Biggest Thing In The World, But Still, 4 Years Strong Crush Going On... ♥
    nmf

  15. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:43pm EDT
    People in my school have such sick minds.

    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

  16. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 3:10pm EDT
    My mother gives me no freedom
    she says that,
    I'm not allowed
    lip piercings, nose piercings anymore ear piercings, tattoos OR dying my hair black
    until I'm 18 and out of the house.
    Fav if you think that's unfair

  17. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 3:09pm EDT
    & now he's broken up with her
    for another girl,
    every time they pass
    she'll stick her middle finger up in the air
    and mouth the word "git"
    Just because he broke her heart.

  18. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:03am EDT
    I want a cookie.

  19. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:40am EDT
    "Pip pip da doodly doo"
    Fave if you know which programme this is form.

  20. Smokydragon Smokydragon
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:28am EDT
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hitsyou a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to starta converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this; *if you don't feel like reposting however; please just send out some hope to those who need it<3;;;;;;
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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